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안 흔한 아재개그

2100. 황재균과 반대되는 연예인은?

신하균

2101. 부처님이 승천하신 것을 5자로?

불타[佛陀] 오르네

2102. 바늘이 담배를 못 피는 이유는?

needle은 이런 거 피지 마라

2103. 김태희가 혼자 영화를 보면?

무비

2104. 오직 팩트만 말하는 오리는?

factory

2105. 소를 수출할 때 꼭 필요한 것은?

소비자

2106. 몽골인이 집이 마음에 들 때 하는 말은?

게르만족

2107. 볼 빨간 사춘기 신곡, 북한 금지곡 지정된 이유는?

남이 될 수 있을까

2108. 자신의 엄마를 든 사람이 노래를 부르면?

우리애미듬

2109. 밥을 먹다가 물에 빠져 죽으면?

익사이팅

2110. 부처님이 일어서면서 하는 말은?

선불입니다

2111. 학력이 떨어지는 스님을 2자로?

중졸

2112. 초인종이 귀한 나라는?

벨기에

2113. 답이 하나여야만 하는 이유는?

없으면 노답, 많으면 답답

2114. 아사다 마오가 살찌면?

마오쪄뚱

2115. 은행 옆에 있는 자동화기기를 다른 말로?

출입금 지

2116. 미국 깡패는?

양갱

2117. "시간은 마치 소변과도 같다"를 4자로?

쉬 는 시간

2118. "다쳐서 부은 곳은 3일간다"를 독일어로?

분데쓰리가

2119. 토익 고사장에서 범죄 사건이 일어났는데 그 사건의 제1용의자로 영어가 지목된 이유는?

현장에 영어 지문이 있어서

2120. 스모 챔피언이 들어갈 수 없는 장소는?

금연 구역(No smoking zone)

2121. 기억 상실증 환자가 구구단을 외면?

ㅜㅜ단, ㅜ일은 ㅜ, ㅜ이 18, ㅜ삼 이십 칠.... ㅜㅜ 팔십 일

2122. 밥이 기분 나쁘게 웃으면?

케밥

2123. 매년 최고의 내비게이션을 뽑는 상은?

안내상

2124. 취준생이 하는 생각은?

잡생각

2125. 미적 감각이 뛰어난 인어는?

디자이너

2126. 홍진호가 커다란 버스를 타면?

버스커버스커

2127. 내가 너무 힘들어하니까 벽에 걸려있던 시계가 나에게 한 말은?

편히 시계

2128. 먹으면 포효하는 나물은?

우어어어엉

2129. 패트와 매트에서 누가 형인 줄 알아?

매트가 형이야(패트형 매트)

2130. 여름에만 볼 수 있는 새는?

하버드

2131. 여성들이 초면부터 디지털카메라를 사 오라고 명령하는 나라는?

태국(사와디카)

2132. 책이 죽으면 가는 곳은?

도서관

2133. 어떤 종류를 사든 항상 홀수 개만 들어있는 사탕은?

호올스

2134. 다른 풀이는 밤에 봐야 하는 이유는?

별해는 밤

2135. 어린아이들이 스타크래프트 할 때 쓰는 전략은?

칠드론

2136. 도를 믿습니까?

도미 듬

2137. 물총을 든 여자를 보고 하는 말은?

수건걸이다(水gun girl)

2138. 동남아 태국의 물고기 이름은?

타이어

2139. 읽으면 후회하는 책은?

후회maxim

2140. "나는 식물입니다"를 4자로?

임플란트

2141. 흑형이 키스해 주는 것 같으면?

깜쪽같음

2142. 성을 혼내면?

성맴매

2143. 술이 가장 많이 넘어간 곳은?

절(술이 절로 넘어간다)

2144. 집을 두 개 주는 나라는?

이집트

2145. 송해가 사과하면?

똥송해 센송해

2146. 프로가 꼭 실수하는 이유는?

약속(프로미스) 했기 때문에

2147. 남자아이를 불에 태우면 나오는 것은?

손연재(소년 + 재)

2148. 범죄는 무슨 맛?

하지맛

2149. 말이 말하면?

마리텔

2150. 긴장을 풀 때 먹는 약은?

 

안정환

2151. 결정 장애를 가진 사람들이 살았던 나라는?

고려

2152. 영어공부만 하려고 하면 병에 걸리는 이유는?

독해서

2153. 총알이 느리게 발사되는 총은?

슬로건

2154. 액체에 금이 가면?

액기스

2155. 개가 말을 타면?

기마개

2156. 유럽의 거지에게 돈을 주면 거지가 추는 춤은?

8비트 유로댄스

2157. 일본 뱀은 쓸모가 없는 이유는?

독도 없고 재주도 없어서

2158. 축하를 해주는 바다는?

오호ㅊㅋ해

2159. 십자군과 왜구가 붙으면?

왜9가 10자군에게 짐

2160. 불안정한 차원문의 반대말은?

물홍명보 자전거투곰

2161. 강에 나무를 심으면?

인더스 트리

2162. 안 싸우는 날에 찌릿한 이유는?

정전기

 

2100. Who is the opposite of Hwang Jae Kyun?

Shin Ha-kyun

2101. Five letters of Buddha's ascension?

It's burning

2102. Why can't needles smoke?

Needle, don't smoke things like this

2103. What if Kim Taehee watches a movie alone?

Movie

2104. Which duck says only facts?

factory

2105. What do you need to export cattle?

Consumer

2106. What do Mongolians say when they like their homes?

Germanic people

2107. Why is Bolbbalgan4's new song banned in North Korea?

Can I be a stranger?

2108. What if the person holding his mother sings?

Our ARMY

2109. If you drown while eating?

Exciting

2110. What does the Buddha say as he stands up?

You have to pay in advance payment

2111. A monk with poor academic background in two letters?

a junior high graduate

2122. Which country is the most precious doorbell?

Belgium

2113. Why should there be only one answer?

If there's no answer, it's frustrating if there's too much

2114. What happens when Mao Asada gains weight?

Chinese yam

2115. What other words is the automated device next to the bank?

No Entry.

2116. What about the American thugs?

Sweet jelly of red beans

2117. "Time is like urine" in 4 letters?

break time

2118. "The swollen part lasts for 3 days" in German?

The Bundestri

2119. Why was English selected as the first suspect in the case when a crime occurred at the TOEIC test site?

There are English fingerprints on the site

2120. Where can't a sumo champion enter?

Non-smoking zone

2121. A person with amnesia turns away from multiplication tables?

However, on the day of the month, the day of the month is 18, and the day of the month is 27... ㅜ 팔 eighty days

2122. What if Bob laughs in a bad mood?

Kebob

2123. What's the best navigation award every year?

an information dealer

2124. What does a job seeker think?

miscellaneous thoughts

2125. Which mermaid has a good sense of beauty?

Designer

2126. What if Hong Jin Ho gets on a big bus?

Busker Busker

2127 What did the clock on the wall say to me because I was having a hard time?

a comfortable watch

2128. What's the herb that roars when you eat it?

[Crying]

2129. Do you know who's older in Pat and Matt?

Matt is older than me

2130. Which bird can only be seen in summer?

Harvard

2131. Which country commands women to buy digital cameras from the beginning?

Thailand (Sawadika)

2132. Where does a book go when it dies?

Library

2133. What kind of candy do you always have in odd numbers?

The Hawols

2134. Why should I watch the other one at night?

a starry night

2135. What is the strategy that young children use to play Starcraft?

Children

2136. Do you believe in Do?

sea bream

2137. What do you say to a woman with a water gun?

It's a towel girl

2138. What is the name of the fish in Southeast Asia and Thailand?

Tire

2139. What book do you regret reading?

Regret maxim

2140. "I'm a plant" in 4 letters?

Implant

2141. What do you think Blackie is kissing you?

blackness

2142. What if I scold you?

a sex match

2143. Where did you drink the most?

A temple (drinking)

2144. Which country gives you two houses?

Egypt.

2145. What if Songhae apologizes?

I'm sorry. I'm strong

2146. Why do professionals always make mistakes?

Because I promised (fromis_9)

2147 What comes out when a boy is burned on fire?

Son Yeonjae (Boy + Jae)

2148 What does crime taste like?

Don't do that's it

2149. What if the horse says?

My Little Television

2150. What medicine do you take to relax?



Ahn Jung Hwan

2151. What country did people with decision-making disabilities live in?

Goryeo

2152. Why do you get sick if you try to study English only?

in spite of one's mind

2153. What kind of gun does the bullet shoot slowly?

Slogan

2154. What if the liquid cracks?

Acid

2155. When a dog rides a horse?

a mounted plug

2156. What dance does a beggar do when he gives money to a beggar in Europe?

8-bit Eurodance

2157. Why are Japanese snakes useless?

I don't have Dokdo and I'm not talented

2158. What sea do you celebrate?

Say "ohoo~"

2159. What if the Crusaders and the Japanese?

Why 9 lost to 10 players?

2160. What is the opposite of the unstable dimension statement?

Water Hong Myeongbo Bicycle to Bear

2161. Plant a tree in the river?

Indus Tree

2162. Why do you feel guilty when you don't fight?

static electricity

 

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