참신한 아재개그 모음

참신한 아재개그 모음

1300. 전공수업이 없는 학과는?

안 전공 학과

1301. 아프리카 부족 중 제일 큰 부족은?

물 부족

1302. 부르기 나쁜 나라는?

부르기나파소

1303. 파도가 세게 불면 굴 채집을 안 하는 이유는?

거친 파도에도 굴하지 않기 때문

1304. 어느 날 말에 날개가 달리면?

마른하늘을~ 달려~

1305. 세상에서 가장 잘 속는 음식은?

소금

1306. 문이 더울 때 하는 말은?

아이 도어락

1307. "언제 자지"를 영어로 하면?

frozen my penis

1308. 미국에서 개고기를 먹지 않는 이유는?

독이라서

1309. 퉁퉁이 엄마의 이름은?

모퉁이

1310. 기린이 가장 많이 사는 나라는?

독일(도기린이 많이 살아서)

1311. 세상에서 가장 부정적인 동물은?

말(다그닥 다그닥 하면서 지나감)

1312. 민망한 고양이를 3자로?

머쓰캣

1313. 닭에게 사이즈가 작은 옷을 입히면?

꼭끼오

1314. 뒤로 달렸을 때 가장 빠른 동물은?

하마(거꾸로 하면 마하)

1315. 원숭이를 재울 때 하는 말은?

자몽

1316. 식물의 이빨이 딱딱한 이유는?

I'm plant

1317. 만수르가 입원한 이유는?

부 상당해서

1318. 일본인 9명이 모이면?

왜구

1319. 뇌 박사가 우는 사람에게 하는 말과 우는 사람이 하는 말은?

좌뇌, 우뇌? 아이고 나 중뇌

1320. G드래곤이 쓰러진 채 발견돼..

'쥐 들에 곤히 쓰러진 채 발견돼..'

1321. 새엄마의 입장에서 아들의 점을 봐주면?

미시적 관점의 양자 역학

1322. 화학이 어려운 이유는?

캐미스터리

1323. 감옥을 돌로 지으면 안 되는 이유는?

석방되니까

1324. pc방의 날씨는?

갬

1325. 게이들이 좋아하는 색깔은?

형형섹섹

1326. 바늘을 철로 만들면 안 되는 이유

needle은 iron거 하지 마라.

1327. 삶의 보람을 거꾸로 하면?

람보의 삶

1328. 별명이 9999인 사람은?

넬슨 만될라

1329. 음식을 많이 먹는 사람이 재미있는 이유는?

창자 규모가 뛰어나서

1330. 부산대에서 10명의 스님이 쉴 때 하는 말은?

부대 열중쉬어

1331. 똥만 싸면 변기가 막히는 이유는?

변 기가 막히게 싸서

1332. 히어로들의 뼈는 무슨 색일까?

영웅 bone색

1333. 채식주의자 페미니스트가 좆 된 이유는?

미트를 빼면 페니스가 되니까

1334. U턴을 완벽하게 하는 사람은?

클린턴
1335. 길 가다 나무를 주우면?

우드득

1336. 숫자 5가 싫어하는 집은?

오페라하우스

1337. 왕이 오른쪽에도 있고 왼쪽에도 있으면?

우왕좌왕

1338. 모의고사의 반대말은?

흩어져셔 팔아
1339. "형들 일본인이야?"를 영어로?

브로s 왜인?

1340. 내 다리가 쭉쭉 빠지지 않은 것을 한탄할 때 하는 말은?

외나무다리

1341. 일본 음악을 2자로?

왜곡

1342. 흑인이 선풍기를 틀고 자다가 사망하면?

검정 사인펜

1343. 나는 자전거를 타지 못한다를 영어로?

모터사이클

1344. 게임 뮤직을 다른 말로?

오락가락

1345. 로봇 형사 가제트의 성은?

마징

1346. 오리는 있지만 거위는 없는 것은?

지하철역

1347. 가장 기분 좋은 바람은?

신바람

1348. 아침식사로 먹을 수 없는 것은?

점심과 저녁 식사

1349. 감기에 빨리 걸리면?

빨리 감기

1350. 바람이 불면 흔들리지 않고 바람이 안 불면 흔들리는 것은?

부채

1351. "옷장 안에 불이 났다"를 5자로?

장안의 화재

1352. 가장 길고, 가장 짧은 단어는?

생략

1353. 결정 장애가 많은 대학은?

고려대학교

1354. 오래 살 것 같은 연예인은?

이승깁니다

1355. 감자가 의문을 품으면?

웨지감자

1356. 편하게 앉을 수 없는 방석은?

가시방석

1357. 웃긴 이빨은?

펀치

1358. 영국 축구 대표 팀에서 오랫동안 뛰었던 일본인은?

왜인 루니

1359. 알파벳이 눈물을 흘리면?

운영자

1360. 인터넷에서 가장 많이 볼 수 있는 색은?

검색

1361. 엄마들이 아침마다 말하는 나라는?

일어나라

1362. 회의하러 가는 것을 3자로?

회의감

1363. 세상에서 가장 예쁜 식물은?

뷰티풀

1364. 가면 갈수록 멀어지는 곳은?

출발지

1365. 가장 보기 싫은 개는?

꼴불견

1366. 자기 전에 먹는 과자는?

눈을 감자

1367. 똥의 성씨는?

응가

1368. 군인이 돈을 다 쓰면?

무전병

1369. 숫자 8을 둘로 나누면

3 또는 0

1370. 군인들이 가장 싫어하는 창문은?

영창

1371. 야구 모자를 때리면?

야구아빠가 달려옴

1372. 아빠는 차가 4대 아들은 차가 1대인 것을 4자로?

세대차이

1373. 입으로 먹지 않고 귀로 먹는 것은?

욕

1374. 63빌딩에서 떨어져도 살 수 있는 방법은?

1층에서 떨어진다.

1375. 스님을 때리는 사람은?

중매쟁이

1376. 눈물 없이 우는 것은?

새

1377. 한 몸에 심장이 2개인 사람은?

임신부

1378. 군인들이 좋아하는 시간은?

저녁

1379. 들어갈 때는 잔뜩 짊어지고, 나올 때는 아무것도 없는 것은?

숟가락

1380. 불이 났는데 빨리 뛰지 않는 이유는?

화재경보

1381. 세상에서 가장 웃긴 글은?

싱글벙글

1382. 겉으로는 눈물을 흘리며 속이 타는 것은?

촛불

1383. 색색이 옷을 입어도 늘 검게 보이는 것은?

그림자

1384. 나무들이 나오는 드라마는?

수목드라마

1385. 추운 날에는 보이지만 더운 날에는 보이지 않는 것은?

입김

1386. 향긋한 냄새가 좋은 이유는?

향good하니까
1387. 아재가 좋아하는 악기는?

아쟁

1388. 세상에서 가장 큰 콩은?

홍콩

1389. 길면 길수록 좋은 강은?

만수무강

1390. 백가지 과일이 죽기 직전을 4자로?

백과사전

1391. 우리나라 꼬마도 알지만, 외국인은 어른도 모르는 것은?

한국어

1392. 목욕탕에 가면 두고 나오는 것은?

때

1393. 간을 깔고 자면?

간이침대

1394. 쉽게 속는 사람이 많이 모이는 서버는?

속눈썹

1395. 고기만두가 고기를 보고 하는 말은?

내안에 너 있다.

1396. 아껴서 먹는 약은?

절약

1397. 닭이 열받으면 어떻게 되나?

통닭이 된다.

1398. 바바리맨이 축구를 못하는 이유는? 

노골적이라서

1399. 높은 곳에서 기다리면?

고데기

1400. 죽은 뒤에 예쁘게 꾸미면?

사단장

1401. 전문가의 느낌은?

프로필

1402. 새를 무서워하는 사람이 안 가는 곳은?

세무서

1403. 스님이 열받을 때 하는 음식은?

중화요리

1404. 불이 다섯 개면?

오빠야(5 Fire)

1405. 치킨을 좋아하는 축구팀은?

kfc

1406. 다이하드를 한글로 하면?

사후경직

1407. 왕이 둥둥 떠있으면?

공중전화

1408. 푸가 샴푸로 머리를 감고 그 다음에 하는 것은?

프린스

1409. 남씨 성의 여자를 눈여겨보는 것은?

남양주시

1410. 개랑 사람만 사는 곳은?

견인지역

1411. 전기 맛이 나는 파이는?

와이파이

1412. 백설공주가 총을 격발하면?

백설탕

1413. 철망을 벗겨낸 선풍기는?

깐풍기

1414. 새와 말이 같이 있는 것을 3자로?

조랑말

1415. 거북이가 구토한 이유는?

속이 거북해서

1416. 소금을 가장 비싸게 파는 방법은?

소와 금을 분리해서 판다.

1417. 진정한 프로의 자세는?

프로포즈

1418. 겉은 보름달이고 속은 반달인 것은?

귤

1419. 양념게장의 반대말은?

후라이드 게장

1420. 말을 못하는 시골 동네를 2자로?

읍읍

1421. 뱀을 불에 구우면?

뱀파이어

1422. 토마토는 거꾸로 하면 토마토, 쓰레기통을 거꾸로 하면?

쏟아진다.

1423. 계속 거짓말을 하는 사람은?

또라이

1424. 중고 램이 2기가짜리 밖에 없는 이유는?

4기가 애매하고 8기가 애매해서

1425. 바다에서 태어났지만 바다로 가면 사라지는 것은?

소금

1426. 모든 일을 대충 하는 사람들이 모여 있는 땅은?

얼렁뚱땅

1427. 전화기가 다니는 중학교는?

부재중

1428. 목적지가 얼마나 먼지 물어볼 때 하는 말은?

아주머니?

1429. 때리면 살고 안 때리면 죽는 것은?

팽이

1430. 구두쇠가 가장 좋아하는 색은?

인색

1431. 미스에이가 먹는 쌀은?

유돈노미

1432. 무가 자기소개할 때 하는 말?

나무

1433. "술과 차를 팔지 않는다"를 4자로?

주차금지

1434. 독수리가 불에 탈 때 나는 소리는?

이글이글

1435. 할머니가 가장 많이 먹은 과일은?

할배

1436. 먹을수록 힘이 빠지는 것은?

더위

1437. 자주 고장 나는 배는?

불량배

1438. 서서 쉬고 누워서 일하는 것은?

가야금

1439. 가장 찐따 같은 기름은?

All leave you
1440. 들어가는 입구는 하나지만 나오는 입구는 2개인 것은?

바지

1441. 선박을 평가하는 사람은?

베타테스터

1442. 돌이 죽으면?

고인돌

1443. 쿵 씨의 딸 이름은?

샤바라(쿵따리샤바라)

1444. 엄마 품을 떠나면 주는 신분증은?

탈모증

1445. 온순한 닭은?

네네치킨

1446. 피아노를 던지면?

어떻게 피하노

1447. 필리핀 갈 때 돈을 많이 들고 가면 안 되는 이유는?

동남아

1448. 제일 유명한 파는?

파스타

1449. 푸틴이 15살 때?

피푸틴

1450. 헤어숍에서 키우는 개는?

미용도구

1451. 아빠가 신는 슬리퍼는?

부조리(父 + 쪼리)

1452. 비가 아이를 낳으면?

아이나비

1453. 높은 곳에서 바람이 불면?

고시원

1454. 약을 누르면?


약꾹

1455. 아직 철이 안 들은 아기를 뭐라고 할까?

철없 베이베 철없 베이베

1456. 홍길동이 고소를 당하면?

서에서 뵙죠 했는데 동에 번쩍 함

1457. 노비 사이에 태어난 아기가 말을 하기 시작하면?

종말의 시작

1458. 지금 키보드를 사면 눈치 받는 이유는?

키보드는 Japan이니까

1459. 남자가 여성호르몬 주사를 맞으면?

남희석

1460. 야한 잡지의 반대말은?

건전지

1461. 독재를 5자로?

나홀로지배

1462. 침묵을 영어로 하면?

노말

1463. 지나가는 웨딩카를 보면서 하는 말은?

아 메리카노

1464. 스님이 되기 위해 할 일은?

불법 다운로드

1465. 댕댕이가 급식충이 되면?

댕기머리(댕 + 기모띠)

1466. 오래된 물을 마시면 안 되는 이유는?

수상해서

1467. 감전사한 사람의 유언은?

먼저감, 전

1468. "엄마는 애쓴다"를 다른 말로?

msg

1469. "통닭 10마리 더 주세요"를 4자로?

치킨텐더

1470. 뉴스에 잘못 나온 음악 연주는?

오보에 연주

1471. 살기 싫다.

그래서 나는 살기를 내뿜지 않는다.

1472. 인천을 1자로?

숯(人天)

1473. 길을 몰라서 짜증 내는 자동차는?

A! Udi?

1474. 세상에서 가장 작은 규모로 일어난 전쟁은?

십작은 전쟁

1475. 군대 가기 싫은 사람들이 꾸는 꿈은?

MC 몽

1476. 모든 사람이 일어서면?

다이렉트

1477. 시리아에 모기가 살지 않는 이유는?

모기 남아나지 않아서

1478. 초원에서 라면을 끓이면 짠 이유는?

저 푸른 초원 위에 짜짜라짜라짜짜~

1479. 소닉이 기억상실증에 걸리면?

SONY(ㄱ 상실)

1480. 남편이 어디 있는지 항상 알고 있는 여자는?

과부

1481. 여장남자 콘테스트의 참여자는 총 몇 명?

0명(참여자가 아닌 거짓여자이기 떄문에)

1482. 아빠가 아이를 낳지 못하는 이유는?

부질없어서

1483. 다들 염기성인데..

남한산성

1484. 잉어킹이 갸라도스로 진화한 후 한 말은?

이재 용

1485. 흑인이 야한 이야기를 하면?

검정색스타킹

1486. 산불 이후에 남는 것은?

탄산

1487. 1월에 아재들이 우울한 이유는?

설 날이 얼마 남지 않았기 때문

1488. 태양이 왕이 되면?

해킹

1489. 2가 아닌 숫자는?

이외수

1490. 부처님이 일어서면서 하는 말?

선불입니다.

1491. 벌레들이 머리 긁을 때 나는 소리는?

벅벅벅벅

1492. 박찬호, 박세리, 박태환, 박지성 등 박 씨들의 세상을 4자로?

또박또박

1493. 타자를 가장 잘 못 치는 사람은?

오타쿠

1494. 미국에서 가슴 성형한 사람이 많이 사는 지역은?

뉴젖이

1495. 세상에서 제일 잘 숨는 왕은?

클로킹

1496. 임산부에게 치명적인 균은?

유산균

1497. 허각이 섹스하면?

정사각형

1498. 병원에서 소아의 피를 수혈받기 원하는 환자가 하는 말은?

IP 주소

1499. '김에다 밥 싸 먹는 이야기'를 다른 말로?

바비 킴 만난 이야기

1500. 축구 경기를 하면 골을 잘 못 넣는 회사는?

골드문(영화 신세계)

 

1300. Which department does not have a major class?

the department of ophthalmology

1301. What is the largest tribe in Africa?

a shortage of water

1302. Which country is bad to sing?

Singing or Faso

1303. Why don't you collect oysters when the waves are strong?

Because I don't give in to the rough waves

1304. What if there are wings on a horse?

Run through the dry sky

1305. What is the most gullible food in the world?

Salt

1306. What do you say when the door is hot?

Eye door lock

1307. When do you say "when do you sleep" in English?

frozen my penis

1308. Why don't you eat dog meat in America?

It's poison

1309. What's your mom's name?

corner

1310. Which country has the most giraffes?

Germany (Because there are many Doghirins)

1311. What is the most negative animal in the world?

(Walks past)

1312. Embarrassed cat in 3 letters?

Muscat

1313. What if you dress a chicken in a small size?

Make sure you wear it

1314. Which animal is the fastest when running backwards?

Hippo. (If you do it backwards, it's Maha)

1315. What do you say when you put the monkey to sleep?

Grapefruit

1316. Why are plant teeth hard?

I'm plant

1317. Why was Mansour hospitalized?

out of proportion

1318. What if 9 Japanese get together?

Why?

1319. What does Dr. Brain say to the crying man and what does the crying man say?

Left brain, right brain? Oh man, my middle brain

1320. Dragon G was found collapsed.

'He's found dead on the rats.'

1321. From the standpoint of the stepmother's point of view?

quantum mechanics from a microscopic perspective

1322. Why is chemistry difficult?

a mystery

1323. Why shouldn't you build a prison out of stone?

I'll be released

1324. What is the weather like in PC room?

Feeling

1325. What color do gay people like?

You're so sexy

1326. Why shouldn't a needle be made of iron?

Needle, don't do iron.

1327. What's the upside of life?

The Life of Rambo

1328. Who has a nickname of 9999?

I'm going to meet Nelson

1329. Why is it fun to eat a lot of food?

He has an excellent bowel size

1330. What do 10 monks at Pusan National University say when they rest?

The troops are all at ease

1331. Why is the toilet clogged when you poo?

The toilet was so packed

1332. What color are the bones of heroes?

Hero bone color

1333. Why was a vegetarian feminist cooped up?

If you take out the mitts, it'll be a penny

1334. Who makes a perfect U-turn?

The Clintons
1335. What if you pick up a tree on the street?

Wooddeuk

1336. What house does the number 5 hate?

an opera house

1337. What if the king is on the right and on the left?

in confusion

1338. What is the opposite of the mock test?

Spread it out. Sell it
1339. "Are you Japanese?" in English?

Bros, why?

1340. What do you say when you lament that your leg didn't fall out?

a single-wood bridge

1341. Japanese music in 2 letters?

distortion

1342. What if a black man dies while sleeping with a fan on?

a black marker

1343. I can't ride a bicycle in English?

Motorcycle

1344. Game music in other words?

back and forth

1345. What's the last name of the Robotic Detective Gazette?

"Majing"

1346. What has a duck but no goose?

a subway station

1347. What's your best wish?

an exciting breeze

1348. What can't you eat for breakfast?

lunch and dinner

1349. What if you catch a cold quickly?

Fast forward

1350. What does the wind shake when it doesn't?

fan

1351. "There's a fire in the closet" in 5 letters?

a fire in the hall

1352. What is the longest and shortest word?

omission

1353. Which universities have a lot of decision-making difficulties?

Korea University

1354. Who do you think will live long?

It's Lee Seung Gi

1355. What if potatoes question?

Wedge potatoes

1356. What cushion can't you sit comfortably on?

a thorn cushion

1357. What about the funny teeth?

Punch!

1358. Who has played for the English national soccer team for a long time?

Why Looney

1359. What if the alphabet cries?

Operators

1360. What color can you see the most on the Internet?

Search

1361. What country do mothers talk about every morning?

Get up.

1362. Going to a meeting in three letters?

a sense of skepticism

1363. What is the prettiest plant in the world?

Beautiful

1364. Where does it get farther away?

the place of departure

1365. Which dog do you hate to see the most?

unseemly

1366. What snack do you eat before going to bed?

Close your eyes

1367. What's the last name of the poo?

poo poo

1368. What if a soldier runs out of money?

a walkie-talkie soldier

1369. Divide the number 8 by two

3 or 0

1370. Which window do soldiers hate the most?

a camphouse

1371. What if I hit a baseball cap?

Baseball dad came running

1372. Father has four cars and son has one car. Four letters?

a generation gap

1373. What do you eat with your ears instead of with your mouth?

cursing

1374. How can I live even if I fall from 63 Building?

Falling from the first floor.

1375. Who hits the monk?

a matchmaker

1376. What Cries Without Tears?

bird

1377. Who has two hearts in one body?

a pregnant woman

1378. What time do soldiers like?

Dinner

1379. What do you carry when you go in, and nothing when you come out?

Spoon

1380. Why don't you run fast when there's a fire?

a fire alarm

1381. What is the funniest article in the world?

with a lot

1382. What makes you cry and feel sick?

a candlelight

1383. What always looks black in color?

Shadow

1384. What is the drama with trees?

Wednesdays and Thursdays drama

1385. What do you see on cold days but not on hot days?

breath

1386. Why do you like the scent?

Because it smells good
1387. What is your favorite instrument?

Ajaeng (meaning 'ajaeng'

1388. What is the biggest bean in the world?

Hong Kong

1389. Which river is better if it is longer?

Long live and prosperity

1390. A hundred fruits on the verge of death in four letters?

Encyclopedia

1391. What do our children know, but foreigners know not even adults?

Korean

1392. What do you leave behind in the bathhouse?

When

1393. If you sleep on a liver?

a cot

1394. Which server attracts gullible people?

Eyelashes

1395. What does a meat dumpling say when looking at meat?

I have you in me.

1396. What medicine do you save?

Saving

1397. What happens when a chicken gets angry?

It becomes a whole chicken.

1398. Why can't the Barbarian play soccer?

It's too obvious

1399. What if you wait high?

Curling iron

1400. What if I decorate it after I die?

a division commander

1401. How do you feel about being an expert?

Profile

1402. Where don't people who are afraid of birds go?

the tax office

1403. What food does a monk cook when he's angry?

Chinese food

1404. What if there's five lights?

It's Oppa (5 Fire)

1405. Which soccer team likes chicken?

kfc

1406. What is die hard in Korean?

post-war rigidity

1407. What if the king is floating?

a pay phone

1408. What does Pooh do after shampooing his hair?

Prince

1409. What is your eye on the woman of Nam's last name?

Namyangju City

1410. Where do dogs and people live?

a towed area

1411. Which pie tastes like electricity?

Wi-Fi

1412. What if Snow White fires a gun?

white sugar

1413. Which fan took off the wire mesh?

Deep-fried Chicken in Hot Pepper Sauce

1414. A bird and a horse together in three letters?

a pony

1415. Why did the turtle vomit?

I feel uncomfortable

1416. How do you sell salt the most expensive?

They sell cattle and gold separately.

1417. What is the true professional attitude?

propose

1418. What is a full moon on the outside and a half moon on the inside?

tangerine

1419. What is the opposite of spicy marinated crab?

Fried marinated crab

1420. Two letters for a countryside where you can't speak?

township

1421. What happens when you grill a snake over a fire?

Vampire

1422. What's the reverse of tomato and trash can?

It's pouring.

1423. Who keeps lying?

Freak

1424. Why do you only have 2 gigabytes of used RAM?

The 4th and 8th generations are ambiguous

1425. What was born in the sea but disappears when you go to the sea?

Salt

1426. What is the land where people who do everything carelessly gather?

half-asleep

Which middle school does the phone go to?

absensce

1428. What do you say when you ask how far your destination is?

Excuse me?

1429. What lives if you hit and dies if you don't hit?

Top

1430. What is your favorite color?

stingy

1431. What rice does Miss A eat?

You Don't Nomi

1432. What does a radish say when he introduces himself?

The tree

1433. "Not selling alcohol and tea" in four letters?

No Parking

1434. What sound does an eagle make when it burns?

gleaming

1435. What fruit did your grandmother eat the most?

an old lady

1436. What makes you lose strength the more you eat?

the heat

1437. Which ship often breaks down?

a bully

1438. What do you do when you stand, rest, and lie down?

Gayageum (Korean traditional music

1439. What oil is the most like a loser?

All leave you
1440. Which one has one entrance but two?

Pants

1441. Who evaluates the ship?

a beta tester

1442. What if a stone dies?

dolmen

1443. What is the name of Mr. Kung's daughter?

Shabara (Kungtari Shabara)

1444. What's your ID when you leave your mother's arms?

alopecia

1445. What about a gentle chicken?

Nene Chicken

1446. What if I throw the piano?

How can I avoid it?

1447. Why shouldn't I take a lot of money when I go to the Philippines?

Southeast Asia

1448. What's the most famous green onion?

Pasta

1449. When Putin was 15?

piputin

1450. What's your dog at the hair shop?

Beauty tools

1451. What slippers do you wear?

Irrational ( + + Jjori)

1452. What happens when rain gives birth?

I'm Butterfly)

1453. When the wind blows from a high place?

a public examination center

1454. What if I press the medication?


a weakling

1455. What do you call a baby who hasn't grown up yet?

Childish baby. Childish baby

1456. What if Hong Gil-dong is sued?

I said I'd see you at the station, but it was bright in the east

1457. What if a baby born between slaves starts talking?

the beginning of the end

1458. Why do you notice when you buy a keyboard now?

Since the keyboard is Japan

1459. What if a man gets a female hormone injection?

Nam Hee-seok

1460. What is the opposite of a racy magazine?

battery

1461. Dictatorship in 5 letters?

sole domination

1462. How do you say silence in English?

a normal

1463. What do you say while looking at a passing wedding car?

Americano

1464. What do you do to become a monk?

illegal download

1465. What if a puppy becomes a school lunch bug?

Puppy hair (puppy + napping band)

1466. Why shouldn't I drink old water?

suspiciously

1467. What is the will of the electrocuted person?

Go first. Jeon

1468. "Mom tries hard" in other words?

msg

1469. "Give me 10 more chickens" in 4 letters?

Chicken tender

1470. What was the wrong musical performance in the news?

an oboe performance

1471. I don't want to live.

So I don't exhale flesh.

1472. Incheon in one letter?

숯(人天)

1473. What's the car that gets you annoyed because you don't know the way?

A! Udi?

1474. What is the smallest war in the world?

a war of ten

1475. What do people who don't want to go to the military dream?

MC Mong

1476. When everyone stands up?

Direct

1477. Why don't mosquitoes live in Syria?

There are no mosquitoes left

1478. Why is it salty when you cook ramen in the grasslands?

On the green grasslands

1479. What if Sonic has amnesia?

SONY (lost of 상실)

1480. Which woman always knows where her husband is?

a widow

1481. How many participants in the men's women's dress-up contest?

0 people (because she's not a participant, she's a fake woman)

1482. Why can't my dad give birth?

It's useless

1483. They're all basic.

Namhansanseong Fortress

1484. What did the Carp King say after he evolved into Gyarados?

Lee Jae-yong

1485. What if a black man tells a racy story?

Black stockings

1486. What is left after the forest fire?

carbonic acid

1487. Why are old men depressed in January?

Because the Lunar New Year's Day is just around the corner

1488. When the sun becomes king?

Hacking

1489. Which number is not 2?

a foreign number

1490. What does Buddha say as he stands up?

It's a prepayment.

1491. What is the sound of bugs scratching their heads?

with a great deal

1492. Park Chan-ho, Park Se-ri, Park Tae-hwan and Park Ji-sung's world in four letters?

clearly and clearly

1493. Who is the worst at typing?

Otaku

1494. Which area in the U.S. is home to a lot of people with breast implants?

New Jersey City

1495. Who is the best hidden king in the world?

Clocking

1496. What is the deadly bacterium for pregnant women?

Lactobacilli

1497. What if Huh Gak has sex?

square

1498. What does a patient in the hospital say who wants to receive a blood transfusion from a child?

IP Address

1499. "Talking about wrapping rice with seaweed" in other words?

The Story of Meeting Bobby Kim

1500. Which company is not good at scoring goals in soccer games?

Gold Moon (Movie New World)

 

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