꿀잼 아재개그 모음

꿀잼 아재개그 모음

1001. 부부가 같이 등산을 하면?

쁏

1002. 중국인이 칼 쓰다가 옆에 있던 사람이 조심하라고 한 말은?

ㄱ칼에 베이징

1003. 설익은 밥을 데우면?

바비킴

1004. "부부가 공위에 올라가 있다"를 1자로?

쁑

1005. 소 두 마리가 산에 있으면?

쑛

1006. 감기에 또 걸리는 것은?

되감기

1007. 남자가 활을 사면?

가위(guy) 바이(buy) 보(bow)

1008. 비 오는 날 먹는 햄은?

습햄

1009. 부엉이가 물에 빠지면?

첨부엉 첨부엉

1010. 어벤저스는 어떤 펜을 쓸까?

블랙펜서

1011. 우리나라 군대가 어디에 있지?

군대군대

1012. 책 찢으면 나는 소리는?

북북

1013. 침대에서 가장 야한 것은?

이불(개야하니까)

1014. 육상대회를 하는데 출발 신호를 보냈는데 출전 선수인 그린이 출발을 안할때 심판이 하는 말은?

가그린

1015. 세상에 모든 아들을 잠들게 만드는 한자는?

아들 자

1016. 가, 나, 다 셋 중 누가 방귀를 뀌었을까?

방귀 뀐 놈이 성낸'다'

1017. 말이 쇼핑하는데 마음에 들지 않을 때 내는 소리는?

다그닥

1018. 용의 중요 부위가 나오는 영화는?

용의자X

1019. 나무가 욕을 하면?

목욕

1020. 톱 보고 나무를 캐라고 하면?

트리케라톱스

1021. 말이 죽어서 귀신이 되면?

마귀

1023. 곰돌이 푸가 닭을 타면?

푸 라이드 치킨

1024. 코가 없을 때 하는 말은?

노코멘트

1025. 추운 날씨에 호날두가 하는 말은?

호 날두 춥네

1026. 메시가 하는 말은?

오 메 시벌 춥네

1029. 트랜스포머가 여자친구가 없는 이유?

차여서

1030. 사랑에 빠진 오리는?

러버덕

1031. 저팔계가 정육점에 가서 한 말은?

저 팔게요?

1032. 겁쟁이가 들고 다니는 돌 10개는?

오돌오돌

1034. 오락실을 지키는 두 마리 용은?

일인용 이인용

1035. 물이 흩어지면?

해산물

1036. 가장 위험한 음식 3가지는?

치킨~탕~수육~피자

1037. 세상에서 가장 꿈이 큰 나무는?

왕꿈트리

1038. 어린이가 제일 좋아하는 기름은?

5월 오일

1039. 서울에 산이 없는 지역은?

서울산업대

1040. 다리미가 좋아하는 음식은?

피자

1041. 나무가 어딜 가면?

나뭇가지

1042. 피가 나서 욕을 하면?

피시방

1043. 아홉 마리 강아지가 알을 낳으면?

구독 알람

1044. 쥐를 피하면서 하는 말은?

GPS

1045. 새싹을 자르면?

싹 뚝

1046. 끝이 없이 나오는 구이는?

3.1415구이

1047. 마녀가 뱀으로 변신하면?

Sssss위치

1048. 세상에서 가장 잘 부러지는 창은?

와장창

1049. 세상에서 제일 큰 숫자는?

10002

1050. '죽도 밥도 아닌 음식'을 스페인어로 하면?

리조또

1051. 벌이 얼어서 죽으면?

Be 동사

1052. "친구한테 돈을 빌려 줬는데 돈을 받을 것 같다"를 4자로?

아마겟돈

1053. 치킨을 시켰는데 콜라를 안줘서 종업원에게 물으니 종업원이 하는 말은?

업소용

1054. 상인이 메추리알이 안팔릴 때 하는 말은?

메추리 안나오네

1055. 터널이 주황인 이유는?

주화아아아아아아아앙

1056. 뚜비가 길을 가고 있는데 나나가 밥을 먹고 있었다. 그때 나나가 뚜비한테 밥 먹자고 한 말?

뚜비두밥

1057. 세종대왕이 마시는 우유는?

아야어여오요우유

1058. 가장 멋진 사람은?

바로 나

1059. 힘센 아버지를 3자로?

부가세

1060. 좀비는 왜 멍청할까?

머리가 좀비어서

1061. 울면 안 되는 날은?

중국집 쉬는 날

1062. 세상에서 가장 따뜻한 라면은?

너와 함께라면

1063. 철구가 운동을 권장할 때 하는 말은?

아령하세연

1064. 비가 애를 낳고 나면 어떻게 될까?

P(B가 애를 낳아서)

1065. 다이하드를 한글로 하면?

사후경직

1066. 재생을 욕하면?

디스플레이

1067. 나의 시험 성적을 알려 주지 않는 이유는?

내성적이어서

1068. 아빠가 너무 깨끗하지 않아요. 이것을 4자로?

부드럽다


[종교 아재개그]

1069. 예수가 동양인으로 태어났다면?

주황색

1070. 평일에 교회를 가지 않는 이유는?

주말을 듣기 위해

1071. 성경에서 산수를 제일 못하는 사람은?

모세

1072. 성경에서 시험만 치면 모두 100점을 받는 사람은?

미리암

1073. 인류 최초의 동물원은?

노아의 방주

1074. 성경에서 중 늘 자신을 봐 주기를 원하는 사람은?

바라바

1075. 아기 낳기를 원하는 사람들이 꼭 읽어야 하는 성경은?

에베소서, 에스라

1076. 또 아기를 낳기를 원하는 사람들이 꼭 읽어야 하는 성경은?

에스 더

1077. 인류 최초로 하늘을 난 사람은?

에녹

1078. 인류 최초로 기구를 통해 하늘을 난 사람은?

엘리야

1079. 돌아온 탕자를 제일 싫어 한 것은?

살찐 송아지

1080. 신구약은 모두 66권이다. 그렇다면 성경은 모두 몇 자?

2자

1081. 성경 중 제일 짧은 성경은 시편 117편이다. 그렇다면 제일 두꺼운 장은?

겉장

1082. 보통 사람보다 손이 하나 더 있는 사람은?

삼손

1083. 부모님께 잘못했을 때 읽어야 하는 성경은?

빌립보서

1084. 가정주부와 가장 친한 성경 인물은?

도마

1085. 엄마 뱃속에서 태어나지 않은 사람은?

아담, 하와

1086. 성경에서 장사를 제일 잘하는 사람은?

사라

1087. 성경에서 장사를 제일 못하는 사람은?

사가랴

1088. 성경에서 거지 근성이 제일 많은 사람은?

막달라마리아

1089. 성경에서 귀가 제일 밝은 사람은? / 이 사람 앞에선 비밀을 잘 지켜야 한다?

들릴라

1090. 성경에서 미루기를 제일 잘하는 사람은?

요담

1091. 성경에서 옷을 제일 잘 입는 사람은?

입다

1092. 성경 중 읽기가 제일 힘든 성경은?

에스라

1093. 그보다 더 읽기 힘든 성경은?

에스더

1094. 뼈를 깎는 고통을 최초로 느낀 사람은?

아담

1095. 아담 이후에 태어난 사람과 아담과의 차이는?

배꼽

1096. 인간이 최초로 만들어 입은 옷감은?

나뭇잎

1097. 인류 최초로 수술을 받은 사람은?

아담

1098. 세계 최초로 가죽치마를 입은 사람은?

아담과 하와

1099. 인류 최초의 재단 재봉사는?

하와

1100. 옷 장사를 할 수 없는 유원지는?

에덴동산

1101. 성경에서 딸을 가장 많이 낳은 여인은?

막달딸 라 마리아

1102. 성경에 나오는 도시 중 가장 작은 도시는?

아이성

1103. 세계 최초로 지도를 작성한 사람은?

가인 - 오줌을 싸서 지도를 그렸으므로

1104. 인류 역사상 지상 최대의 살인자는?

가인 - 전인류 ¼을 죽였으므로

1105. 하나님이 노아에게 주신 개 이름은?

무지개

1106. 세계 최장기 잠수 기록을 세운 사람은?

요나

1107. 세계 최초의 장발족은?

나실인

1108. 목회자가 아이를 낳게 해달라고 하며 봉독한 성경책은?

에배소서

1109. 교회에서 해서는 안되는 말은?

성경험담

1110. 살아서는 절대로 건널 수 없는 강은?

요단강

1111. 예수님이 옷 매장을 둘러보다가 정말 마음에 드는 옷을 발견하고 종업원에게 한 말?

예루살렘

1112. 예수님이 옷이 작을 때 하는 말은?

십작아

1113. 신이 인간 세계에 내려와서 말을 타고 이동할 때 말 상인이 신한테 한 말은?

지져스, 무슨말이 필요해

1114. 기독교인이 중독된 2가지 약은?

구약, 신약

1115. 하나님도 부처님도 싫어하는 비는?

사이비

1116. '자기의 애인'을 3자로?

하나님

1117. 예수가 마구간에서 태어난 이유는?

엄마가 마리아

1118. 개신교가 개신교인 이유는?

(일요일마다) 똑똑.. 개신교~

1119. 예수가 눈물을 흘리면?

주륵

1120. 예수의 불명은?

지져 스님

1121. 꿈속에 나타난 예수님의 실루엣을 뭐라고 할까?

몽테크리스도

1122. 예수님! 주량은 얼마나 되세요?

5병이어

1123. 예수님이 배가 고파서 식당에서 주문한 음식은?

야곱(야채곱창)

1124. 그런데 야채곱창을 먹다가 그만 배에 흘려버리고 말았다. 이 때 예수가 한 말은?

"아, 배드로 ㅡㅡ"

1125. 하나님의 이상형은?

아담하고 이브(쁘)장한 사람

1126. 소가 예수믿으면

교도소

1127. 예수님이 앉은뱅이를 일으키면?

두발자유화

1128. 예수가 자기돈으로 밥살때 제자들이 부르는 노래는?

주의 자비가 내려와

1129. 예수님이 먹는 음식은?

주식

1130. 예수님 나쁜놈들은 어떻게 벌하나?

지져쓰!

1131. 예수 제자가 왜 열두명인지 아냐?

컨트롤하기 좋으라고(스타크래프트).

1132. 예수가 꿈을 꾸면?

주몽

1133. 마룬파이브가 크리스챤인 근거는?

예수 플리즈~

1134. 예수가 이국적으로 생기면?

이국주

1135. "예수님 믿으시나요?"를 경상도 말로 하면?

거 누구 개신교?

1136. 갓 태어난 아기가 우는 이유는?

밥줄이 끊겨서

1137. 조물주가 인간을 진흙으로 빚은 증거는?

열받으면 굳어진다.

1138. 조물주가 인간에게 준 3개의 손은?

왼손, 오른손, 겸손

1139. 하나님이 구원을 주는 이유는?

십일조로 1원을 미리 떼서

1140. 예수가 자기를 배신할 사람을 어떻게 알았을까?

날 배신할 사람은 바로 You다.

1141. 예수가 승천하면?

주가상승

1142. 콘돔 없이 피임하는 방법은?

사정없이 박으면 됨

1143. 발기부전인 사람에게 절대 오지 않는 날은?

설날





1144. 고양이 두 마리 생김새가 같으면?

비슷켓

1145. 술 마시고 내는 돈은?

주머니

1146. 두 사람이 등산 가서 눈 맞아 사귀면?

사내커플

1147. 할아버지가 돌아가시면?

다이죠부

1148. 산에서 떨어지다 나무에 걸린 사람을 6자로?

덜떨어진 사람

1149. 할아버지와 할머니가 강한 이유는?

노약자

1150. 종이 참수를 당하면?

ㅈㅎ

1151. 가장 명중률이 낮은 무기는?

섬광탄(빛 나가니깐)

1152. 나훈아가 싫어하는 채소는?

무시로

1153. 마구간 지기가 과묵한 이유는?

말을 아껴야 하니까

1154. 농가 매출의 20%를 차지하는 상품은?

메추리알

1155. 비범한 여자는?

김태희

1156. 불임 흑인 부부가 섹스를 하면?

검색 결과가 없습니다.

1157. 노예가 전국 일주를 하는 것을 4자로?

종 전국 가

1158. 아이폰 11pro가 별로인 이유는?

89프로 부족해서

1159. 투수 중에 컴맹이 많은 이유는?

투수는 타자 연습 안하니까

1160. 가장 큰 총을 가진 왕은?

왕건

1161. 할머니, 할아버지가 자존감이 높은 이유는?

자기애가 커서

1162. 자동차에서 제일 시원한 자리는?

차 가운데

​1163. 선박을 평가하는 사람은?

배타 테스터

1164. 뚱뚱한 아랍 부호를 3자로?

무슬림

1165. 밥 먹으면서 전화하면?

무전취식

1167. 그대가 초성 마을에서 고속버스를 타면?

극댓값

1168. 대학원생이 제일 싫어하는 색은? 

초록

1169. 가장 미식가인 철학자는?

서양엔 프로이트, 동양엔 묵자

1170. 인천을 1자로?

숮(人 天)

1171. 세상에서 제일 작은 전쟁은?

십자근전쟁

1172. 가장 매운 칼은?

칼칼

1173. 칼이 죽으면?

주검

1174. 쥐가 강간당하면?

Grape

1175. 의사 : 어떻게 오셨나요?

편도염

1176. 메갈리아를 이용하여 돈을 벌면?

메갈로돈

1177. 멕시코 사람들이 가장 좋아하는 생선국은?

가자미국
1178. 은행원이 없는 은행은?

무직뱅크

1179. 장보고가 발기하면?

보고서

1180. 아이를 키우고 싶은 사람의 지능 지수는?

IQ93

1181. "이 아이는 대체 뭐지"를 영어로?

먼데이키즈

1182. 과거 프랑스에 사형수가 넘쳤던 이유는?

사형 도구가 단 두대 밖에 없기 때문

1183. 도가 크면?

도 라지

1184. 아버지가 생선 드실 때 하시는 말은?

어두컴컴

1185. 세상에서 가장 안전한 감옥은?

안전제일

1186. 말은 영어로 호올스, 그럼 말 두 마리는?

짝수

1187. USB에 데이터를 더 넣을 수 없는 이유는?

기가(Giga) 차서

1188. "그의 아내가 확실하다"를 4자로?

걔처맞음

1189. 사람들에게 자기소개를 할 때 "아 힘들어..."라고 말하는 직업은?

화가(I'm draw)

1190. 시험 치다 두 손 두 발 다든 이유는?

사지선다라서

1191. 쥐의 엉덩이 라인은?

O 라인(G ass o line)

1192. 집을 나설 때는 항상 밸브를 잠가야 하는 이유는?

gas oline 채로 나가면 큰일 나기 때문

1193. "스님이 숫자를 6까지 세었다"를 4자로?

식스센스

1194. 대머리는 투표를 하지 못하는 이유는?

뽑을게 없어서

1195. 짐승이 자기소개할 때는?

금수 접니다

1196. 어디론가 도망갔다를 영어로?

랜섬웨어

1197. 규칙으로 행복한 세상을 4자로?

룰루랄라

1198. 칼이 못 들어가는 강은?

엑스칼리버

1199. "나는 창녀입니다"를 4자로?

빛이나다

1200. 말에게 뿔이 생기면?

발

1201. 전투기 조종사들이 제일 무서워하는 것은?

대공포

1202. 세발낙지가 탈모가 오면?

한발낙지(두발이 없어져서)

1203. 토끼가 강한 이유는?

깡과 총이 있어서

1204. 개가 재채기를 하면?

개추

1205. 흡혈귀들이 식탁에서 웃음이 끊이질 않는 이유는?

피 식(食) 하기 때문

1206. 스님이 택시를 타고 한 말은?

절로가

1207. 0과 1로만 구성된 열차는?

binary는 호남선~ 남행열차에

1208. 심마니에게 집 주소를 물으면 돌아오는 대답은?

산삼

1209. 마블보다 4배 큰 국내 기업은?

넷마블

1210. 녹색은 무슨 색?

갈색

1211. 어떤 혈액형의 경찰관이 제일 많을까?

B형~ B형~

1212. 삼행시 운 띄우다가 실수했을 때 하는 행동은?

새로운 시작

1213. 송아지가 미국에 가면 온순해지는 이유는?

아 지송

1214. 오리가 옳다고 인정하면?

덕수긍

1215. 차 열쇠 색깔은?

카키색

1216. 다정함의 반대말은?

선택 장애

1217. 일본인들이 달걀을 먹기 시작한 시기는?

a long たまご

1218. 유모차 타면 긴장되는 이유는?

애가 타서

1219. 랩몬스터가 죽으면?

고랩 몬스터

1220. 래퍼가 헌혈하면 경찰서에 잡혀가는 이유는?

Rapper 래퍼가 피(p)를 빼면 raper가 되기 때문

1221. DNA가 복제될 때 나는 소리는?

딸 가닥(daughter strand)

1222. 바람의 엉덩이를 부르는 말은?

풍뎅이

1223. 친일파 동물을 뭐라고 하나?

애완용

1224. 미국과 러시아가 싸우면 승패를 가늠할 수 없는 이유는?

미러(mirror) 전이기 때문

1225. 문신을 지우는 방법은?

무신정변

1226. 고양이한테 '야옹'이라고 하면 뭐라고 답할까?

왜옹

1227. 심영이 러시아로 귀화하면?

알파인스키

1228. 청바지를 돋보이게 하는 걸음걸이는?

진주목걸이

1229. 시험 끝나면 친구들끼리 회식하는 곤충은?

반뒤풀이

1230. 개들이 제일 싫어하는 절은?

보신각

1231. 김구는 소를 몇 마리 기를까?

나의 소one

1232. 일본인이 차범근을 응원할 땐 뭐라 할까?

간발의 차

1233. 은행원들은 파란색을 좋아하는 이유는?

청 약해지가 싫어서

1234. 레스토랑에서 스튜를 주문했는데 안 나오면 하는 말은?

스튜어디스

1235. 털이 길게 자란 남자를 4자로?

모자란 놈

1236. 러시아 사람이 점프하면?

스키점프

1237. 나방의 어머니뻘 되는 동물은?

맘모스

1238. 파워포인트가 목이 없으면?

제 목을 입력해주세요

1239. 천을 서로 비비면?

천문대

1240. 흑인들이 성교육을 일찍 받는 이유는?

엄마가 다크면 알려준다고 해서

1241. 레이저 총이 안 맞는 이유는?

총이 빛나가서

1242. 투명인간은 몇 명이나 있을까?

2명

1243. 속이 안 좋은 레슬링 선수는?

더 부룩 레스너

1244. 금요일에 이사 가는 것을 5자로?

새마을 금고

1245. 우연히 좋은 일이 생겼을 때 마시는 차는?

헛 개꿀 차

1246. 성시경을 먹으면?

위장내 시경

1247. 베트남에서 가장 잘 날아다니는 동물은?

박쥐(bat)

1248. 고양이를 정말 좋아하는 종교는?

Catholic

1249. 가을비가 오면 추워지는 이유는?

秋雨니까

1250. 귀걸이 한 군인은?

귀뚫아미

1251. 홍석천이 마른 이유는?

‘그’만 먹는 걸 좋아해서

1252. 북한군이 무릎을 맞으면 하는 말은?

Oh My Knee

1253. 한양을 영어로 하면?

Yes sir(옛 서울)

1254. 핀란드가 기아자동차를 싫어하는 이유는?

노키아

1255. 노인과 바다를 3자로?

Sea에 틀

1256. 야구하는데 5회 초에도 답이 없으면?

OMR 카드를 꺼낸다

1257. 흑인이 고백할 때 하는 말은?

나는 니거야

1258. 세상에서 가장 음란한 왕은?

대조영

1259. 세상에서 가장 잔인한 축제는?

피로연

1260. 앉으면 졸린 이유는?

안자서

1261. '계란을 차에 두고 와라'를 4자로?

알 카에다

1262. 곰돌이 푸가 암컷인 이유는?

성이 푸씨(pussy)이기 때문에

1263. 여동생이 시집가면 언니가 무서워하는 이유는?

'처형' 되니까

1264. 골키퍼에게 필요한 영양소는?

막으네슛

1265. 소화기 내과의사가 퇴근하는 시간은?

내시경

1266. 한반도 역사상 이집트 종교를 믿었던 시대는?

신라시대(태양신 Ra)

1267. IS의 과거는?

was

1268. 노인을 묶으면?

타이틀

1269. 석가모니의 직책은?

중대장

1270. 김구가 50만 원을 투자했는데 이것을 두배로 불리면?

백범 김구

1271. Michael Jackson이 잘 될 수밖에 없던 이유는?

마이 클 잭슨

1272. 가난한 사람들의 쇼는?

도와줍쇼

1273. 동생 생각만 나면 우는 동물은?

늑대(아우!)

1274. 이자 없이 꾸는 것은?

꿈

1275. 공룡도 화장실 간다는 증거는?

남녀공룡화장실

1276. 도레미를 소환하는 사람이 무서운 이유는?

파도 소환하니까

1278. 간첩을 부르면 매운 이유는?

헤이 스파이씨

1279. 시력이 안 좋은 나무 늘보의 눈에 나무는 무슨 색으로 보일까?

나무늘보라색

1280. 자동차가 죽으면 묻히는 무덤은?

부르릉

1281. 아랍인들이 모르는 척을 잘 못하는 이유는?

물으면 "아랍"이라고 대답하기 때문

1282. 설거지할 때 그릇을 돌리면서 씻으면?

워싱 턴 디쉬

1283. 한숨이 헤픈 사람은?

휴 헤프너

1284. 아이를 만든 사람은?

허수(i)아비

1285. 언론통제를 다른 말로 하면?

보도블럭

1286. 강원도 산골에서 5G가 터지면 하는 말은?

역시 오지는 오지구나

1287. 인어 공주의 성씨는?

완도도씨

1288. 석가모니가 흑사병에 걸린 지역은?

부다페스트

1289. 겸손한 사람은 절대 빌려주지 않는 금액은?

5만불

1290. 흑인 무서운 줄 모르는 배우는?

권상우(Nigga 그렇게 싸움을 잘해?)

1291. 용궁이 문란함의 상징이었던 이유는?

성 in 물

1292. 할아버지가 암소를 부르면?

She bull

1293. 상급 바다 진주를 영어로 하면?

에이 sea pearl

1294. 입고 나오는 옷마다 품절시켜버리는 남자는?

완판 맨

1295. 케이블카가 입을 옷 고를 때 하는 말은?

어떠케 이블카?

1296. 땅 중에서 제일 멋있는 땅은?

개간지

1297. 센 척하는 애들이 활동하는 갤러리는?

가오갤

1298. 가장 '정의로운' 달은?

10월(악 토 벌)

1299. 김태희가 껄끄러워 하는 어벤저스 멤버는?

완다 막시노프("비전"여친이기 떄문)

 

A collection of funny old man jokes
1001. What if a couple climb together?

Pfft

1002. What did the Chinese say to be careful when using a knife?

Beijing on the knife

1003. If you heat up the half-cooked rice?

BOBBY KIM

1004. "The couple is on the ball" in one letter?

Bbooing

1005. What if two cows are in the mountains?

Shot

1006. What else do you catch a cold?

Rewind

1007. What if a man buys a bow?

Scissors (guy), bye (buy), paper (bow)

1008. What ham do you eat on a rainy day?

Wet ham

1009. What happens when an owl falls into the water?

Attachments, attachments, attachment

1010. What kind of pen does the Avengers use?

Black Panther

1011. Where is our army?

an army army

1012. What's the sound when you rip a book?

North, north

1013. What is the sexiest thing in bed?

Because I have to fold the blanket

1014. What does the referee say when Greene, the athlete, doesn't start when he signals the start of the track and field competition

Gargreens

1015. What Chinese characters in the world make all sons sleep?

Son, come on

1016. Go, me, who farted among all three?

The one who farted is the one who got angry

1017. What sound does a horse make when it's not happy with shopping?

in a hurry

1018. Which movie features the most important part of the dragon?

Suspect X

1019. When a tree curses?

Bath

1020. What if you ask a saw to dig a tree?

Triceratops

1021. What if a horse dies and becomes a ghost?

the devil

1023. Winnie the Pooh rides a chicken?

Fried chicken

1024. What do you say when you don't have a nose?

No comment

1025. What does Ronaldo say in the cold weather?

It's cold in Ronaldo

1026. What does Messi say?

Oh, it's cold

1029. Why Transformers Don't Have a Girlfriend?

I got dumped

1030. What about a duck in love?

Rubber Duck

1031. What did the butcher say to you went to the butcher's shop?

I'm going to sell it

1032. What are the ten rocks a coward carries?

Wobbling

1034. What are the two dragons guarding the arcade?

one-man double quotation

1035. What if the water is scattered?

seafood

1036. What are the three most dangerous foods?

Chicken, soup, boiled pork, pizza

1037. What is the biggest dream tree in the world?

Big dream tree

1038. What is your favorite oil?

May oil

1039. Which part of Seoul doesn't have a mountain?

Seoul National University of Technology

1040. What is your favorite food?

Pizza

1041. Where does a tree go?

Branch

1042. What if he bled and cursed?

Internet Café.

1043. What if nine puppies lay eggs?

Subscription Alarm

1044. What do you say while avoiding mice?

GPS

1045. What if I cut the sprouts?

all of a sudden

1046. What is the endless roast?

3.1415 Grilled

1047. What if a witch turns into a snake?

Sssssss location

1048. What is the most fragile spear in the world?

It's going to be a lot

1049. What is the largest number in the world?

10002

1050. How do you say "food that is neither porridge nor rice" in Spanish?

risotto

1051. What if a bee freezes to death?

Be verb

1052. "I lent money to my friend, but I think he'll get it". In 4 letters?

Armageddon

1053. I ordered chicken, but they didn't give me coke, so I asked the waitress, and she said, "What is the employee saying?"

for business use

1054. What does a merchant say when quail eggs don't sell?

There's no quail

1055. Why is the tunnel orange?

(Playing with words)

1056. Dipsy was walking down the street and Nana was eating. What Nana told Dipsy to eat?

Ddubi-du-bab. (Ddubi-du-bab)

1057. What milk does King Sejong drink?

Oh, my. Milk

1058. Who is the coolest person?

It's me

1059. A strong father in three letters?

Surtax

1060. Why are zombies stupid?

My hair is like a zombie

1061. What day should I not cry?

Chinese restaurant's day off

1062. What is the warmest ramen in the world?

If I am with you

1063. What does Cheol-gu say when he encourages exercise?

Dumbbellied Seyeon

1064. What happens when Rain gives birth?

P (Because B gave birth)

1065. What is die hard in Korean?

post-war rigidity

1066. What if you curse at playback?

Display

1067. Why don't you tell me my test results?

Because I'm introverted

1068. My dad is not so clean. In four letters?

It's soft


[Religious dad joke]

1069. What if Jesus was born Asian?

Orange

1070. Why don't you go to church on weekdays?

To listen to the weekend

1071. Who is the worst arithmetic person in the Bible?

Moses

1072. Who gets 100 points for every test in the Bible?

Miriam, the Great Goddess of Mercy

1073. What was the first zoo in mankind?

Noah's Ark

1074. Who in the Bible always wants to see you?

Barabba (meaning barabba (meaning 'barabas'

1075. What Bible should people who want to have a baby read?

Ephesians, Ezra

1076. What Bible should people who want to have a baby read?

Esther

1077. Who was the first man to fly in the sky?

Enoch

1078. Who was the first man to fly through a balloon?

It's Elly

1079. What did you hate the most about the return?

a fat calf

1080. There are 66 volumes of the New and Old Testament. Then how many letters does the Bible say?

Two letters

1081. The shortest Bible in the Bible is Psalm 117. What's the thickest one?

an outer case

1082. Who has one more hand than the average person?

Samson

1083. What Bible should I read when I do something wrong to my parents?

by Philip

1084. Who is your closest Bible person to a housewife?

Chopping board

1085. Who wasn't born in your mother's womb?

Adam, how are you?

1086. Who is the best businessman in the Bible?

Sarah

1087. Who is the worst at business in the Bible?

I'm going to buy it

1088. Who has the most beggar spirit in the Bible?

Mary Magdalene of Magdalene

1089. Who has the brightest ears in the Bible? / You have to keep a secret in front of this person?

I can hear you

1090. Who is the best procrastinator in the Bible?

a ghost story

1091. Who dresses best in the Bible?

put on

1092. Which Bible is the hardest to read?

S.R

1093. Which Bible is harder to read than that?

Esther

1094. Who was the first person to experience bone-cutting pain?

Adam

1095. What is the difference between someone born after Adam and Adam?

navel

1096. What is the first fabric that a human made?

Leaves

1097. Who was the first person to undergo surgery?

Adam

1098. Who was the first person in the world to wear a leather skirt?

Adam and Howa

1099. Who was the first tailor in the world?

Hello

1100. Which amusement park can't sell clothes?

Garden of Eden

1101. Which woman gave birth to the most daughters in the Bible?

The youngest daughter, La Maria

1102. What is the smallest city in the Bible?

AISUNG

1103. Who made the world's first map?

Gain - I peed and drew a map

1104. Who is the biggest killer on earth in human history?

Cain - for killing all mankind

1105. What is the name of the dog God gave Noah?

Rainbow

1106. Who set the world's longest diving record?

Yona, I'm sorry

1107. What is the world's first long-haired people?

Nasil people

1108. What is the Bible that the pastor asked you to give birth to?

Your Highness

1109. What shouldn't the church say?

an epigraph

1110. What river can't you cross in your life?

Jordan River

1111. What Jesus said to the waitress when he found his favorite clothes while looking around the clothing store?

Jerusalem

1112. What does Jesus say when his clothes are small?

a ten-piece

1113. What did the horse merchant say to God when he came down to the human world and rode a horse?

Jesus, what do you need to say?

What are the two drugs that Christians are addicted to?

the Old Testament

1115. What rain does neither God nor Buddha hate?

a falsehood

1116. Three letters for "My Lover"?

God

1117. Why was Jesus born in the stable?

My mom is Maria

1118. Why is Protestantism Protestant?

(On Sundays) Knock knock... Protestantism

1119. What if Jesus sheds tears?

in tears

1120. What is Jesus' name?

Buddhist monk Zizier

1121. What is the silhouette of Jesus in the dream called?

Montecrease, too

1122. Jesus! How much can you drink?

Five bottles

1123. What food did Jesus order at the restaurant because he was hungry?

Jacob (vegetable gopchang)

1124. But while eating vegetable gopchang, I spilled it on my stomach. What did Jesus say at this time?

"Oh, with the bad..."

1125. What is God's ideal type?

a small and pretty person

1126. If a cow believes in Jesus,

the prison

1127. What if Jesus raises a sitting duck?

Hair liberalization

1128. What is the song Jesus sings when he eats with his money?

Your mercy is upon me

1129. What does Jesus eat?

Stock

1130. Jesus, how do you punish bad guys?

I'm sick of it!

1131. Do you know why there are twelve Jesus disciples?

It's easy to control (Starcraft.

1132. What if Jesus dreams?

Jumong

1133. Why is Maroon Five Christian?

Jesus, please!

1134. When Jesus looks exotic?

a foreign stock

1135. How do you say "Do you believe in Jesus" in Gyeongsang-do?

Who's Protestant?

1136. Why does a newborn baby cry?

I lost my livelihood

1137. What evidence did the Creator turn man into mud?

It hardens when you're angry.

1138. What are the three hands that the Creator gave to humans?

Left hand, right hand, humility

1139. Why does God give salvation?

I'll take a dollar off in advance

1140. How did Jesus know who would betray him?

You are the one who will betray me.

1141. When Jesus ascends?

a rise in stock prices

1142. How do you control without a condom?

You just have to drive without mercy

1143. What day does a person with erectile dysfunction never come?

the Lunar New year





1144. What if two cats look the same?

a similar pocket

1145. How much do you pay for drinking?

Pocket

1146. What if two people go hiking and get hit by snow?

an office couple

1147. When your grandfather dies?

Daijyobu

1148. A person who fell from a mountain and got caught in a tree in six letters?

a person who is not far from home

1149. Why are grandpa and grandma strong?

the old and the weak

1150. What if I get beheaded?

ㅎH

1151. Which weapon has the lowest hit rate?

A flashbullet

1152. What vegetables do you hate?

in defiance of

1153. Why is the stable keeper silent?

I have to save my words

1154. Which product accounts for 20% of farm sales?

quail eggs

1155. What about the extraordinary woman?

Kim Tae-hee

1156. What if a infertile black couple has sex?

No search results.

1157. Slaves traveling around the country in four letters?

a nationwide street

1158. Why is the iPhone 11pro not so good?

It's 89% short

1159. Why do you have a lot of computer illiteracy among pitchers?

Pitchers don't practice typing

1160. The king with the biggest gun?

a great deal of construction

1161. Why do grandmothers and grandfathers have high self-esteem?

He loves himself so much

1162. What's the coolest seat in a car?

in the middle of the car

1163. Who evaluates the vessel?

Exclusive tester

1164. Fat Arab sign in three letters?

Muslim

1165. If you call while eating?

a walk-off meal

1167. What if you take an express bus in Choseong village?

Maximum value

1168. What is your least favorite color?

Green

1169. Who is the most gourmet philosopher?

Freud in the West, let's stay in the East

1170. Incheon in one letter?

숮(人 天)

1171. What is the smallest war in the world?

a crusade

1172. What is the spiciest knife?

Very sharp

1173. What if Carl dies?

a dead sword

1174. What if a mouse is raped?

Grape

1175. Doctor: How did you get here?

tonsillitis

1176. What if you make money using Megalia?

Megalodon Corporation

1177. What is the Mexican people's favorite fish soup?

Let's go to America
1178. Which bank does not have a banker?

Musik Bank

1179. What if Jang Bo-go gets an erection?

Report

1180. What is the IQ of a person who wants to raise a child?

IQ93

1181. What the hell is this kid in English?

Monday Kids

1182. Why were there so many death row inmates in France in the past?

Because there are only two death penalty instruments

1183. What if it's big?

Balloon flower

1184. What does your father say when he eats fish?

It's dark

1185. What is the safest prison in the world?

Safety first

1186. Horses in English. How about two horses?

an even number

1187. Why can't I put more data in a USB?

I'm wearing a Giga

1188. "I'm sure he's his wife" in four letters?

It's his first time

1189. When you introduce yourself to people, what job do you say, "Oh, it's hard..."

I'm drawing

1190. Why did you raise both hands and feet during the test?

It's a four-legged race

1191. What's the mouse's butt line?

Gass oline

1192. Why do I always have to turn off the valve when I leave the house?

If I leave the gas line, I'll be in trouble

1193. "The monk counted to 6" in 4 letters?

Six sense

1194. Why can't bald people vote?

There's nothing to pick

1195. When an animal introduces itself?

It's me

1196. Runaway somewhere in English?

Ransomware

1197. Four letters of the happy world?

(Singing "Looloolala")

1198. What river can't the sword enter?

Excalibur

1199. "I'm a whore" in four letters?

shine

1200. What if a horse has horns?

Feet

1201. What are fighter pilots most afraid of?

an anti-aircraft gun

1202. What happens when you lose hair?

Octopus with one foot

1203. Why are rabbits strong?

There's a kang and a gun

1204. What if a dog sneezes?

the autumn of autumn

1205. Why do vampires keep laughing at the table?

Because I'm smirking

1206. What did the monk say in the taxi?

by itself

1207. Which train consists only of 0 and 1?

The binary is on the Honam Line~Southbound train

1208. What's the answer to Simmani's address?

wild ginseng

1209. Which Korean company is 4 times bigger than Marvel?

Netmarble

1210. What color is green?

Brown

1211. Which blood type of police officer do you think has the most?

Blood type B! Blood type B

1212. What do you do when you make a mistake while saying the syllable?

A new start

1213. Why do calves become gentle when they go to America?

Oh, sorry

1214. What if the duck admits it's right?

virtue-acceptance

1215. What is the color of the car key?

khaki color

1216. What is the opposite of kindness?

a selection disorder

1217. When did the Japanese start eating eggs?

a long たまご

1218. Why do you get nervous in a stroller?

in a fit of impatience

1219. What if Rap Monster dies?

Whaleb Monster

1220. Why would a rapper be taken to the police station if he donated blood?

If you take out the wrapper, it becomes a wrapper

1221. What is the sound of DNA replication?

Daughter strand

1222. What is the word that calls the butt of the wind?

beetle

1223. What do you call pro-Japanese group animals?

for pets

1224. Why can't you tell if the U.S. and Russia fight?

Because it's before the mirror

1225. How do I erase my tattoo?

an incontrovertible situation

1226. If I say "meow" to a cat, what would I say?

Why?

1227. What if Simyoung is naturalized as Russia?

Alpine Skiing

1228. What walk makes jeans stand out?

a string of pearls

1229. Which insect do you eat with your friends after the exam?

an after-party

1230. Which temple do dogs hate the most?

Bosingak Pavilion

1231. How many cows will Kim Gu raise?

My one

1232. What do Japanese say when they cheer for Cha Beom-geun?

a narrow margin

1233. Why do bankers like blue?

I don't like subscription cancellation

1234. What do you say when you order stew from a restaurant and it doesn't come out?

Stewardess.

1235. A man with long hair in four letters?

a poor fellow

1236. What if a Russian jumps?

Ski Jumping

1237. What animal is the mother of a moth?

Mammoth

1238. What if PowerPoint doesn't have a neck?

Please enter the title

1239. If you rub the cloth together?

an observatory

1240. Why do black people get early sex education?

My mom told me that she would tell me if it's dark

1241. Why doesn't a laser gun fit?

The gun is shining

1242. How many invisible people are there?

two people

1243. Which wrestler is sick?

The Boog Lesnar

1244. Moving out on Friday in 5 letters?

Community Credit Cooperative

1245. What tea do you drink when something good happens?

tea in vain

1246. What happens when you eat the Holy See?

gastrointestinal endoscopy

1247. What is the best flying animal in Vietnam?

The bat

1248. What religion do you really like cats?

Catholic

1249. Why does it get cold when it rains in fall?

Since it's 니까雨

1250. Who's the soldier with the earrings?

ear piercing

1251. Why is Hongseokcheon skinny?

I only like to eat "G"

1252. What do North Korean soldiers say when they get hit in the knee?

Oh My Knee

1253. How do you say Hanyang in English?

Yes sir (formerly Seoul)

1254. Why does Finland hate Kia Motors?

Nokia Corporation

1255. The Old Man and the Sea in 3 letters?

Sea framework

1256. What if there's no answer in the top of the fifth inning?

Take out the OMR card

1257. What does a black man say when he confesses?

I'm yours

1258. What is the most obscene king in the world?

a college management

1259. What is the cruelest festival in the world?

a reception

1260. Why do you feel sleepy when you sit down?

I didn't sleep

1261. "Leave your eggs in the car" in 4 letters?

in Al Qaeda

1262. Why is Winnie the Pooh a female?

His last name is Pussy

1263. Why does your sister get scared when she gets married?

Since it's "executive execution,"

1264. What nutrients do goalkeepers need?

He's blocking it

1265. When does the gastroenterologist get off work?

Endoscope

1266. When did you believe in Egyptian religion in the history of the Korean Peninsula?

Silla Period (Solar God Ra)

1267. What is the past of ISIS?

was

1268. What if I tie the old man up?

Title of the title song

1269. What is Sakyamuni's position?

a company commander

1270. What if Kim Gu invested 500,000 won and doubled it?

Baekbeom Kim Gu

1271. Why did Michael Jackson have to do well?

Michael Jackson

1272. What is the show of the poor?

Help me

1273. What animal cries when you think of your brother?

The wolf!

1274. What do you dream without interest?

A dream

1275. Any proof that dinosaurs went to the bathroom?

a men's and women's dinosaur bathroom

1276. Why is the person who summons Doremi scary?

Since I'm summoning the waves,

1278. Why is it spicy when you call a spy?

Hey, Mr. Spy

1279. What color does a tree look in the eyes of a sloth with poor eyesight?

sloth purple

1280. What tomb is buried when a car dies?

Vroom

1281. Why can't Arabs pretend they don't know?

When asked, they say "Arab"

1282. When you wash dishes while turning the dishes?

Washington dish

1283. Who sighs?

Hugh Hefner

1284. Who made the baby?

an imaginary (i) father

1285. What is media control in other words?

a sidewalk block

1286. What do you say when 5G explodes in the mountains of Gangwon-do?

As expected, you're the best

1287. What's the last name of the Little Mermaid?

Mr. Wando

1288. Where did Sakyamuni get the Black Death?

Budapest

1289. How much would a humble person never lend?

fifty thousand dollars

1290. Who doesn't know how to be scared of black people?

Kwon Sang-woo (Nigga, are you that good at fighting?))

1291. Why was the Dragon Palace a symbol of promiscuity?

Castle in Water

1292. What if grandpa calls a cow?

She bull

1293. What is advanced sea pearl in English?

A sea pearl

1294. Which man sells out everything he wears?

a sold-out man

1295. What do cable cars say when they choose what to wear?

How do you do that?

1296. What's the coolest part of the land?

reclaimed land

1297. What's the gallery where kids who pretend to be strong are active?

Gao Gall

1298. What is the most righteous month?

October (evil

1299. Which Avengers member is Kim Taehee uncomfortable with?

Wanda Maxinov (because she's the "vision" girlfriend)

 

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