웃긴 아재개그 모음

웃긴 아재개그 모음

2001. 대구에서 기차를 탔을 때 하는 행동은?

내려도 대구, 안내려도 대구

2002. 원빈이 타고 다니는 말은?

웃기지마

2003. 작은 배를 다른 말로?

쉽새끼

2004. 컴퓨터 없이 워크래프트 3을 하는 방법은?

왼쪽으로 3걸음 걷는다.

2005. 알파벳 중 가장 이쁜 알파벳은?

E(에이 비 씨 디 이 에프 쥐~)

2006. 뷔의 어린 시절은?

아이비

2007. 뷔가 먹는 빵의 재료는?

비밀

2008. 남자가 뛸 때 가운데에 흔들리는 것은?

넥타이

2009. 여자가 뛸 때 양쪽에 흔들리는 것은?

귀걸이

2010. 쥐 9마리와 용 4마리가 태양을 지키면?

지구용사 썬가드

2011. 쥐가 낚싯줄에 걸리면?

미끼마우스

2012. 식빵과 잼이 싸우면?

잼이 발린다

2013. 고추잠자리를 2자로?

팬티

2014. 무과장이 넥타이를 착용하면?

무에타이

2015. 푸우가 옥수수밭에서 길을 잃은 것을 5자로?

콘푸로스트

2016. 투수가 가장 싫어하는 연예인은?

강타

2017. 길거리에서 죽으면?

도사

2018. 긴장 풀 때 먹는 약은?

안정환

2019. 새한테 시집 간 여자는?

새색시

2020. 김태희가 드라이브를 하다가 동생 이완을 만나고 나서 한 말은?

타이완

2021. 트럭이 과일을 싣고 오르막길을 오르는데 무언가 떨어졌다. 뭐가 떨어졌을까?

속도

2022. 빌 게이츠가 어린 시절 앙숙이었던 탐을 생각하면서 만든 프로그램은?

탐색기

2023. 아들이 방에서 보노보노를 보고 있었다. 그걸 본 엄마가 하는 말은?

보노보노보노?

2024. 우리 반에 서기가 한 명 있으면?

홀로서기

2025. 근데 그 서기가 엄청 대단한 놈이면?

영웅서기

2026. 커피로 만든 집은?

맥스웰하우스

2027. 내비게이션의 반대말은?

내비레즈션

2028. 썰매가 위에 있으면?

상설매장

2029. 산이 안 움직이면?

부동산

2030. 미친 쥐를 4자로?

광마우스

2031. 포테이토칩의 마음은?

농심

2032. 닭이 좋아하는 알파벳은?

R

2033. 홍당무가 무가 되었다. 그 이유는?

헌혈해서

2034. 납골당을 2자로?

골룸

2035. 간장과 소금과 설탕이 게임을 하고 있었다. 그런데, 자꾸만 설탕이 졌다. 그 이유는?

간장과 소금이 짜서

2036. 고래하고 새우하고 싸우면 누가 이길까?

새우(고래밥, 새우깡)

2037. 소금의 신을 믿으면 안 되는 이유는?

믿어봤야 소금

2038. 요나라를 정복시킨 것은?

이불

2039. 노트북의 반대말은?

노트남

2040. 저그 유닛 가디언의 포스를 올리면?

올림포스가디언

2041. 럭키스토리를 우리말로?

운동화

2042. 배고플 때 쏘는 파는?

배고파

2043. 윈스턴 처칠의 아내는 몇명?

7명

2044. 하인이 가지고 있는 칼은?

하인스워드

2045. 반지의 제왕을 둘로 나누면?

제왕절개

2046. 여자들이 좋아하는 섬은?

딜도

2047. 사람 3명이 사는 마을은?

삼촌

2048. 무소가 얼어 죽으면?

동사무소

2049. 지옥과 학교를 사랑하면?

헬스클럽(Hell school love)

2050. 우낀 이야기

무무무우무무무

2051. 브라질 사람들이 먹는 아이스크림은?

쌈바

2052. 추울 때 따뜻하게 해주는 아이스크림은?

잠바

2053. 산토끼의 반대말은?

끼토산, 집토끼, 죽은토끼, 바다토끼, 판토끼, 염기토끼

2054. 바른 생활만 하는 쥐는?

건전쥐

2055. 호랑이가 강에 가면?

강간범

2056. 아름다운 기차역은?

미역

2057. 늙은 의사 2명을 5자로?

닥터두리틀

2058. 남자가 제일 좋아하는 집은?

계집

2059. 아빠의 귀를 비디오카메라로 찍으면?

부귀영화

2060. 뉴질랜드의 옛 이름은?

질랜드

2061. 낚시를 해서 빨강, 파랑, 노란 물고기를 잡았는데, 빨간 물고기의 배를 가르니 빨간 피가 나왔고 파란 물고기의 배를 가르니, 파란 피가 나왔다. 그런데 노란 물고기의 배를 가르니까 검은 피가 나왔다. 왜일까?

붕어빵이라서

2062. 빵이랑 담배가 동물원에 갔다. 무슨 동물 보러 갔을까?

빵은 소보루, 담배는 말보루

2063. 다리 하나에 눈이 3개인 것은?

닭싸움하는 천진반(또는 신호등)

2064. sinx / n = ?

six = 6

2065. "아빠 있어?"를 영어로 하면?

파파이스

2066. 부끄러움이 많은 동물은?

부끄곰(북극곰)

2067. 피카츄가 죽으면 가는 곳은?

카츄사

2068. 비실이가 살을 빼서 가벼워지면?

경비실

2069. 4마리의 고양이 괴물은?

포켓몬스터

2070. 프랑스어 배울 때 꼭 필요한 학용품은?

불어팬

2071. 사자 : 야 저거 사자

하마 : 그렇게 하마

2072. 길을 가다가 팬을 봐서 개보고 주우라고 하면?

주어

2073. 얼어서 죽으면?

동사

2074. 목에 글씨를 적으면?

목적어

2075. 물을 마시라고 하는 것은?

수식어

2076. 무언가를 보면?

보어

2077. 축구공이 굴러갈 때 사람들의 반응은?

공감

2078. 데미지를 입으면 하는 말은?

Damn이지

2079. 김수미가 유독 고소고발을 많이 당하는 이유는?

Sue me

2080. 개가 먹는 쌀은?

개미

2081. 와가 넘어지면?

허

2082. 고구려에 야근수당이 없던 이유는?

고구려는 약은 수, 당을 싫어했기 때문

2083. 소 고추에 달린 것은?

음머어

2084. 인터넷으로 실탄을 주문하면 빨리 오는 이유는?

총알 배송

2085. 요정이 공평하면?

Fair_y

2086. "누구나 김대중이 될 수 있다"를 5자로?

EZ 2 DJ

2087. 여자랑 수류탄의 공통점은?

링을 제거하면 집이 날라감

2088. No one gonna see

노원구 날씨

2089. 이 칼로 뭐 할 거야?

칠지도

2090. 아나운서가 시스루를 입으면?

속보입니다.

2091. 발기 잘 안되면 아빠한테 따져야 하는 이유는?

발기부전

2092. 명문대생이 자살하는 이유는?

스카이라운지

2093. 이가 아닌 숫자는?

이외수

2094. "어른이라 알겠다"의 반대말은?

에라 모르겠다

2095. 산소를 기피하는 사람을 5자로?

오뚜 기피자

2096. 이무기가 여의주를 다 모으면?

이재용

2097. 신하는 두 임금을 동시에 섬길 수 없다를 7자로?

전하량 보존 법칙

2098. 망고의 옛날 이름은?

manwent

2099. 4는 2의?

배수지

 

2001. What do you do when you get on a train in Daegu?

Daegu even if I get off, Daegu even if I don't get off

2002. What horse does Wonbin ride?

Don't make me laugh

2003. Small boat in other words?

Easy boy

2004. How do you play Warcraft 3 without a computer?

Take three steps to the left.

What is the prettiest alphabet in 2005?

E (AB, D.F.Rat)

2006. How was V's childhood?

Ivy

2007. What are the ingredients for V's bread?

It's a secret

2008. What shakes in the middle when a man runs?

Tie

2009. What shakes on both sides when a woman runs?

Earrings

What if 9 mice and 4 dragons protect the sun?

Earth Warrior Sunguard

2011. What if a mouse gets caught on a fishing line?

Bait mouse

2012. When bread and jam fight?

It's jamming

2013. Gochu dragonfly in 2 letters?

Panty

2014. What if Manager Mu wears a tie?

Muay Thai

In 2015, Pooh got lost in a cornfield in five letters?

Corn Frost

2016. Which celebrity does the pitcher hate the most?

a heavy blow

2017. What if you die on the street?

an abbot

2018. What medicine do you take to relax?

Ahn Jung Hwan

2019. Who's the girl who married the bird?

New Sexy

2020. What did Kim Taehee say after meeting Lee Wan while driving?

Taiwan

2021. Something fell as the truck was climbing the uphill road with fruit. What's missing?

Speed

2022. What program did Bill Gates make thinking about Tom, his childhood antagonist?

Explorer

2023. My son was watching Bonobono in his room. What does your mother say when she sees it?

Bonobono, bonobono?

2024. What if there's a clerk in our class?

standing alone

2025. But what if the clerk is a great guy?

Book of Heroes

2026. What is the house made of coffee?

Maxwell House

2027. What's the opposite of navigation?

Navigation

2028. What if the sled is up there?

a permanent store

2029. What if the mountain doesn't move?

real estate

2030, crazy rat in 4 letters?

an optical mouse

2031. How do you feel about potato chips?

Nongshim

2032. What's your favorite alphabet?

R

2033. Red radish became radish. Why?

by donating blood

2034. Two charnel houses?

Gollum

2035. Soy sauce, salt and sugar were playing a game. By the way, I kept losing sugar. Why?

It's salty with soy sauce and salt

2036. Who will win if whales and shrimp fight?

Shrimp (whale rice, shrimp chips)

2037. Why shouldn't you believe in the god of salt?

You should have believed in salt

2038. What conquered this kingdom?

Blanket

2039. What is the opposite of a laptop?

The Notepad

2040. What if you post the force of Zerg Unit Guardian?

Olympus Guard

2041. Lucky Story in Korean?

running shoes

2042. What do you buy when you're hungry?

I'm hungry.

2043. How many wives does Winston Churchill have?

7 people

2044. What knife does the servant have?

Hinesworth

2045. What is the Lord of the Rings divided into two?

Cesarean section

2046. What is your favorite island?

Dildo

2047. What is the village where three people live?

Uncle

2048. What if an arsenic freezes to death?

Dong office

2049. If you love hell and school?

Hell school love

2050. The Stories

MooMoo, MooMoo, MooMoo

2051. What ice cream do Brazilians eat?

Samba

2052. What ice cream makes you warm when it's cold?

Jumper

2053. What is the opposite of a hare?

Mt. Kittosan, rabbit at home, rabbit dead, rabbit sea, rabbit, rabbit base

2054. What kind of mouse is good at living?

a sound rat

2055. What if a tiger goes to the river?

a rapist

2056. What is the beautiful train station?

Seaweed

2057. Two old doctors in five letters?

Dr. Doolittle

2058. What is the man's favorite house?

a woman's wife

2059. What if I take a video of my dad's ears?

a film of wealth and wealth

2060. What was the old name of New Zealand?

Gilland

2061. I caught red, blue, and yellow fish by fishing, and when I cut through the belly of the red fish, red blood came out, and when I cut through the belly of the blue fish, blue blood came out. But when I cut the belly of the yellow fish, black blood came out. Why?

It's bungeoppang

2062. Bread and cigarettes went to the zoo. What animal did they go to see?

Bread is a soboro, tobacco is a malboro

2063. What has three eyes on one leg?

a rooster fight (or traffic light)

2064. sinx / n = ?

six = 6

2065. "Daddy, are you there?"How do you say "in English"?

Papa's

2066. Which animal is most shy?

Bukkeu Bear (Polar Bear)

2067. Where does Pikachu go when he dies?

Kachusa Corporation

2068. What if B.S.I. loses weight and becomes lighter?

a security office

2069. What are the four cat monsters?

pokemon

2070. What school supplies do you need to learn French?

French fan

2071. Lion: Hey, let's buy that

Hippo: That's it

2072. What if you see a fan and ask a dog to pick it up?

subject

2073. What if you freeze to death?

Verb

2074. What if you write something on your neck?

Object

2075. What makes you drink water?

a modifier

2076. When you see something?

complement

2077. How do people react when a soccer ball rolls?

Empathy

2078. What do you say when you wear damage?

It's Damn

2079. Why does Kim Soo-mi get sued a lot?

Sue me

2080. What is the rice that dogs eat?

Ant

2081. What if "Wa" falls?

Huh

2082. Why was there no overtime pay in Goguryeo?

Goguryeo didn't like su and sugar

2083. What's on the pepper?

Mm-hmm

2084. Why is it so fast when you order live ammunition online?

bullet delivery

2085. What if fairies are fair?

Fair_y

2086. "Anyone can be a Kim Dae Jung" in 5 letters?

EZ 2 DJ

2087. What do women and grenades have in common?

Removing the ring will blow the house away

2088. No one gonna see

Weather in Nowon-gu

2089. What are you going to do with this knife?

The Seven-Branched Sword

2090 What if an announcer wears see-through?

Breaking news.

2091. Why do you have to argue with your dad if you have a bad erection?

impotence

2092. Why does a prestigious university student commit suicide?

Sky Lounge

2093. What is the non-teeth number?

a foreign number

2094 What's the opposite of "I understand because I'm an adult"?

I don't know

2095. A person who avoids oxygen in 5 letters?

an ottu dodger

2096 What happens when this weapon collects all the wine?

Lee Jae-yong

2097 A servant cannot serve two kings at the same time in seven letters?

law of conservation of charge

2098 What was Mango's old name?

manwent

2099. 4 is 2's?

a drainage basin