신박한, 참신한 아재개그

신박한, 참신한 아재개그

2443. 매가 독수리 때렸다 독수리가 엄마에게 일렀다 뭐라고?

매가패쓰

2444. kiss의 품사는?

접속사

2445. 은하 철도는 왜 999인가?

비둘기호이기 때문

2446. 지구가 계속 도는 원천은?

석유가 있기 때문

2447. 갑돌이와 갑순이가 결혼을 못한 이유?

동성동본

2448. 사람들이 가장 싫어하는 색은?

질색

2449. 발 사이즈가 2㎞나 되는 발은?

오리발

2450. 국민교육헌장은 모두 몇 글자?

6자

2451. 사람을 튀어나오게 하는 기계는?

초인종

2452. 물에 빠지면 제일 처음 만나는 적은?

허우적

2453. 가면을 벗으면 얼굴이 두 개인 것은?

콩나물

2454. 횟집 주인이 제일 싫어하는 사람은?

회피하는 사람

2455. "쥐가 어디 갔지?"를 3자로?

지오디

2456. 큰 것은 엄마가 갖고 작은 것은 내가 갖는 것은?

세뱃돈

2457. 들었는데도 팔은 안 무겁고 머리만 무거운 것은?

감기

2458. 고래는 포유류 개구리는 파충류, 그럼 오징어는?

안주류

2459. "네 코는 어려 보인다"를 영어로?

니코틴

2460. 제일 비싼 닭?

코스닥

2461. 성질 급해 단번에 죽는 닭?

꼴까닭

2462. 정신 줄 놓는 닭?

헷가닥
2463. 가장 섹시한 암탉?

홀딱

2464. 집안 망쳐 먹는 닭?

쫄딱

2465. 시골 사는 닭?

촌딱

2466. 가장 날씬한 닭?

한가닥

2467. 가장 흥분 잘하는 닭?

팔딱 팔딱

2468. 가장 천한 닭?

밑바닥

2469. 이런 닭 저런 닭 중 최고의 닭?

토닥토닥

2470. 싱싱한 닭?

파닥파닥

2471. 심장병 걸린 닭?

콩닭콩닭

2472. 임금님의 성은?

납(상감마마 납씨요)

2473. 불쌍한 사람들이 타고 다니는 자동차는?

기아자동차

2474. 살면서 가장 피해야 할 개 2마리는?

편견과 선입견

2475. 안개는 왜 안개일까?

안게니까

2476. 김밥과 햄버거가 달리기하면 누가 이길까?

햄버거(패스트푸드)

2477. 전원이 나갔을 땐?

전원 집합시킨다.

2478. 기성용과 이청용을 이어주는 용은?

이 을용

2479. 섹시한 소금은?

요염

2480. "나는 돈이나 벌러 간다"를 영어로?

아이고 머니나

2481. 조각칼로 나무를 파면 어떻게 될까?

홈페이지

2482. 엄마가 기분 조으면 아빠한테 하고 기분 나쁘면 혼자서도 하는 것은?

팔짱

2483. 알파벳 문자 중에서 가장 예쁜 알파벳은?

E(FG 예쁘지)

2484. 완벽하게 멋진 나무가 듣는 말

와~나무랄 데가 없네

2485. 재벌들은 로또를 안 사는 이유는?

인생역전될까 봐

2486. 우리 엄마를 영어로?

마이애미

2487. 소매치기보다 더한 놈?

도매치기

2488. 신이 다니는 길은?

갓길

2489. 고민에 쌓인 말?

딜래馬

2490. 스파게티에 소금을 넣으면?

짜파게티

2491. 가장 날씬했던 왕비는?

갈비

2492. 가장 사치스러웠던 왕비는?

낭비

2493. 길 잘 찾는 왕비는?

네비

2494. 웃지도 않고 무표정으로 사는 왕비는?

좀비

2495. 가수 비가 흘리는 땀은?

비之땀

2496. 씁쓸한 깨는?

꿈 깨

2497. 교회 집사가 술을 사랑하는 이유는?

술이 원수라서

2498. 열받지 않는 법은?

아홉이나 여덟만 받는다.

2499. "辛 라면"을 사오정은 어찌 읽을까?

푸라면

2500. 남편이 철들지 않은 이유?

몸이 무거워져서

 

2443. The hawk hit the eagle. The eagle told his mother. What?

a hawkish pass

2444. What is the part of the kiss?

Conjunctions

2445. Why is the Galaxy 999?

Because it's a pigeon

2446. Where does the Earth keep spinning?

Because there's oil

2447. The reason why Gapdol and Gapsoon couldn't get married?

a copy of the same name

2448. What color do people hate the most?

I hate it

2449. Which foot is 2km long?

flippers

2450. How many letters does the Charter of National Education have?

Six letters

2451. What machine makes people pop out?

a doorbell

2452. When do you first meet when you fall into the water?

floundering

2453. If you take off your mask, which one has two faces?

Bean sprouts

2454. Who does the owner hate the most?

a dodger

2455. "Where's the mouse?" In 3 letters?

Geodie

2456. The big one is my mom's and the small one is mine?

New Year's cash gifts

2457. What's the weight of your head and not your arms?

cold

2458. Whales are mammals, frogs are reptiles, and squid?

a side dish

2459. "Your nose looks young" in English?

nicotine

2460. The most expensive chicken?

KOSDAQ

2461. He's hot-tempered. A chicken that dies at once?

I'm going to eat it

2462. Chicken that makes you lose your mind?

I'm confused
2463. Sexiest hen?

in one's eyes

2464. Chicken that ruins the house?

Jumping

2465. Chicken living in the countryside?

a short time

2466. Slimest chicken?

a piece of

2467. Chicken that gets the most excited?

Flapping

2468. The meanest chicken?

the bottom of a tree

2469. The best chicken out of this and that?

Patting

2470. Fresh chicken?

Flapping

2471. Chicken with heart disease?

Bean chicken, bean chicken with beans

2472. What's your last name?

Lead (inlaid ma'am lead)

2473. What cars do the poor people drive?

Kia Motors Corporation

2474. Which two dogs should you avoid the most in your life?

Prejudice and Prejudice

2475. Why is the fog fog?

Because I'm hugging you know

2476. If kimbap and hamburger run, who will win?

Hamburger (fast food)

2477. When the power goes out?

Let's gather all the members.

2478. Which dragon connects Ki Sung-yueng and Lee Chung-yong?

for the second year

2479. What about sexy salt?

seducture

2480. "I'm going to make money" in English?

Oh, my

2481. What happens when you dig a tree with a carving knife?

Homepage

2482. What do you do to your dad when you feel down? What do you do alone when you feel down?

cross one's lengthwise

2483. Which alphabet is the prettiest?

E (FG is pretty)

2484. Words heard by a perfectly nice tree

Wow, there's nothing to blame

2485. Why don't chaebol buy lottery tickets?

I'm afraid my life will turn around

2486. My mom in English?

Miami, New York City

2487. More than a pickpocket?

Wholesale fishing

2488. What is God's path?

a shoulder road

2489. Worrying words?

Do you want to?

2490. How about adding salt to spaghetti?

Chapagetti

2491. Who was the slimest queen?

rib

2492. What was the most luxurious queen?

a waste of money

2493. Who is the queen of directions?

Navigation

2494. Who is the queen who doesn't smile and doesn't look happy?

Zombie

2495. What's the sweat of the rain?

rain and sweat

2496. What about bitter sesame?

Stop dreaming

2497. Why does the church butler love alcohol?

I'm an enemy of alcohol

2498. How do you not get angry?

You only get nine or eight.

2499. How do you read "Ramen"?

Pooh ramen

2500. Why did your husband not grow up?

I feel heavy

 

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