아재개그 베스트 정리

아재개그 베스트 정리

2311. 가장 신성한 화장실은?

'신'사용 화장실

2312. 화가가 가면 타죽는 곳은?

번화가

2313. 미국인이 지옥에 가서 한 말은?

헬로

2314. 호랑이가 흥에 겨울 때 하는 말은?

어흥

2309. 보신탕 집으로 끌려가는 개의 소원은?

다음 세상에서는 식인종으로 태어나는 것

2310. 못생긴 여자만 좋아하는 사람은?

성형외과 의사

2311. 소가 가장 무서워하는 말은?

소피보러 간다

2312. 돼지가 동쪽으로 머리를 돌리고 있으면 꼬리는 어느 쪽?

아래쪽

2313. 어느 동네에 집이 100채가 있다가 그중 50가구가 이사 간다면 집은 몇 채가 남을까?

100채

2314. 올챙이는 따뜻한 곳에 알을 낳을까? 추운 곳에 알을 낳을까?

올챙이는 알을 못 낳음

2315. 똥은 똥인데 다른 곳으로 튀는 똥은?

불똥

2316. "남자들은 모두 도둑놈이다"를 3자로?

경험담

2317. 실업자의 마지막 카드는?

복권

2318. 제비족이 남긴 유산은?

여자 전화번호부 수첩

2319. 할머니를 5자로?

흰머리 소녀

2320. 부가가치세의 원조는?

십일조 헌금

2321. 앞도 못 보고 뒤도 못 보는 사람은?

눈먼 변비 환자

2322. 접촉사고 쌍방 과실은?

키스하다 혀 물렸을 때

2323. 우리나라에서 가장 오래된 화장실은?

전봇대

2324. 죽었다 깨어나도 못 하는 일은?

죽었다 깨어나는 일

2325. 사람들이 가장 많이 먹는 스테이크는?

미스테이크

2326. 오랜 봉사활동을 하다 마침내 빛을 본 사람은?

심봉사

2327. 브래지어가 맞지 않을 때는?

가슴 아픈 일이다
2328. 1년 12달 중 28일이 있는 달은?

모두

2329. 도둑이 도둑질하러 가는 걸음걸이를 4자로?

털레털레

2330. 단골이 전혀 없는 장사꾼은?

장의사

2331. 승용차와 5톤 트럭이 부딪혔는데 트럭이 뒤집어졌다. 이것을 뭐라고 할까?

교통사고

2332. 귀여운 쥐는 미키마우스, 그럼 조용한 쥐는?

Shut the mouse

2333. "화장실이 어디죠?"를 중국어로?

워따똥싸

2334. 바닷물이 짠 이유는?

고기들이 땀나게 뛰어놀아서

2335. 돌고래와 상어의 차이점은?

돌고래 쇼는 있어도 상어쇼는 없다

2336. 머리가 수염보다 희어지는 이유는?

머리가 수염보다 20년 빨리 나서

2337. 햄버거랑 김밥이랑 달리기 시합을 하면 누가 이기나?

햄버거는 패스트푸드

2338. 입방아를 찧어 만든 떡은?

쑥덕쑥덕

2339. 운전사가 가장 싫어하는 춤은?

우선멈춤

2340. 조선시대에 이쑤시개를 쓴 위인은?

이쑤신장군

2341. 고등학생들이 좋아하는 무늬는?

땡땡이 무늬

2342. 가장 더럽고 썰렁한 이야기는?

똥이 얼었다

2343. 한석봉 어머니가 불 끄고 떡을 썰고 나서 불을 켜보니 석봉이는 아무것도 쓰지 않았을 때 어머니가 한 말은?

써~얼릉

2344. 중동에 있는 나라 사우디아라비아를 아냐고 가수 비에게 물어보았다를 7자로?

사우디아라비야

2345. 세탁소 주인이 가장 좋아하는 차는?

구기자차

2346. 세상에서 가장 나쁜 사람은?

나뿐인 사람

2347. 울거나 화를 잘 내는 나라는?

앙골라

2348. 세상에서 가장 행복한 민족은 누구일까?

대만족

2349. 로봇이 제일 좋아하는 치킨은?

우응~치킨

2350. 절대로 쓰러지지 않는 사업은?

건재상

2351. 돈을 받고 울상이 되고 돈을 주고 좋아하며 나오는 집은?

전당포

2352. 가장 바쁜 사람들이 마시는 술 이름은?

동분서酒

2353. 한국의 양궁 선수들이 올림픽에 나가기만 하면 금메달을 따는 이유는?

활명수

2354. 가장 박식한 꽃은?

다알리아

2355. 기원전 사람들이 쓰던 화폐는?

BC카드

2356. 우리나라 최대의 지하조직은?

서울 지하철 공사

2357. 깨가 소금을 만나면 깨소금, 깨와 설탕이 만나면?

깨달음

2358. 아무리 옷을 갈아입어도 색깔이 그대로 있는 것은?

그림자

2359. 세계에서 입시경쟁이 가장 센 대학은?

와세다 대학

2360. 아물리 빨리 달려도 한 번도 앞서지 못하는 것은?

뒷바퀴

2361. 세상에서 제일 무서운 전쟁은?

무서워

2362. 세상에서 제일 무서운 소년은?

무섭군

2363. 세상에서 제일 무서운 소녀는?

무서운걸

2364. 세상에서 제일 무서운 아줌마는?

무섭네

2365. 죽을 때까지 방귀만 뀌는 나무는?

뽕나무

2366. 성형외과 의사가 좋아하는 노래?

인생은 미완성

2367. 미국 레스토랑에서 한국인 가장 많이 먹는 음식은?

Me too

2368. 해에게 오빠가 있다 누구인가?

해오라비

2369. 시원한 탕은?

설렁탕, 추어탕

2370. 세상에서 제일 더럽고 추잡스럽기 짝이 없는 개는?

꼴불견

2371. 도둑이 훔친 돈인데 도둑 자신도 어디에 숨겼는지 모르는 돈은?

어디수머니

2372. 정력 약한 남자가 한탄하며 이별편지를 찢는 소리는?

발기발기

2373. 정력 약한 도시는?

시드니

2374. 붙이는 멀미약은?

귀미테

2375. 붙이는 피임약은?

그미테

2376. 붙이는 설사약은?

더미테

2377. 붙이는 무좀약은?

맨미테

2378. 문어의 팔과 다리를 구분하는 방법은?

문어의 머리를 때렸을 때 먼저 올라오는 것이 팔

2379. 밤에 절대 술 먹고 해수욕하러 바닷물 속으로 들어가면 안 되는 이유는?

술 깨서

2380. 우리나라에서 방귀를 가장 잘 뀌는 사람?

가스명수

2381. 정전시 TV 보는 방법은?

촛불 켜고

2382. 예쁜 여자를 짧게 줄이면?

예쁜 걸

2383. 추운 남자를 짧게 줄이면?

춥군

2384. 오랜 추위는?

춥지롱

2385. 오랜 더위는?

덥지롱

2386. 오래 배고프면?

당연히 배고프지롱

2387. F15보다 성능은 약하지만 날아다니는 파리까지 쏘아 떨어뜨릴 수 있는 정확성을 자랑하는 우리나라의 무기는?

F킬라

2388. 고양이 가면을 쓰고 놀 때 “야옹”, 강아지 가면을 쓰고 놀 때는 “멍멍” 소리를 낸다. 그러면 오징어 가면을 쓸 때는 내는 소리는?

함 사세요

2389. ‘눈과 구름을 자르는 칼’을 3자로?

설운도

2390. 여름을 가장 시원하게 보내는 사람은?

바람난 사람

2391. 포경수술의 순우리말은?

아주까리

2392. 전축을 틀면 흘러나오는 소리는?

판소리

2393. 노처녀와 노총각이 결혼 못하는 이유는?

동성동본이라서

2394. 씨암탉의 천적은?

사위

2395. 올가을에 유행할 옷은?

가을 옷

2396. 가위는 가위인데 못 자르는 가위는?

팔월 한가위

2397. 개 두 마리가 전봇대에서 쉬를 보다가 경찰이 접근하자 자리를 피한 이유는?

다 쌌으니깐

2398. 참새 열마리가 전깃줄에 앉아 있었는데 포수가 한 방을 쏘자 열마리가 떨어졌다. 어떻게 된 걸까?

참새 이름이 열마리여서

2399. 손으로 나무를 벨 때 쓰는 도구는?

손톱

2400. 세상엔 공짜가 없지만 맨입으로 되는 것은?

키스

2401. 넋이 나가 있는 벌레는?

헤벌레

2402. 참새가 먹는 간식은?

새참

2403. 집보다 높이 뛰는 사람은?

모든 사람(집은 뛰지 못하니까)

2404. 나면서부터 늙은 것은?

할미꽃

2405. 날마다 떼돈을 버는 사람은?

목욕탕 주인

2406. '널 골랐더니 존나 쉬웠음'을 영어로?

니골라스 개이지

2407. 날아다니는 꼬리는?

꾀꼬리

2408. 심마니들이 가장 좋아하는 물은?

삼 다수

2409. 카드캡터 체리가 가장 좋아하는 음식은?

게찜이♪ 겠지유

2410. 화장한 쥐가 창밖으로 내리는 비를 보고 있는 것을 6자로?

화장지는비봐

2411. 시가 현실적이면?

시리얼

2412. 이쪽 벽이 저쪽 벽보고 한말은?

구석에서 만나

2413. 못생긴 여자가 얼굴에 오이 마사지를 하는 것을 뭐라고 하나?

호박전

2414. "우리에게는 내일이 없다"라고 누가 말하였는가?

하루살이

2415. 개가 한 쪽 다리를 들고 오줌을 누는 이유는?

넘어지지 않으려고

2416. 깨끗한 친구를 사귀려면 어디로 가야 할까?

목욕탕

2417. 낭떠러지 나무에 매달려 있는 사람이 싸는 똥은?

떨어질똥 말똥, 죽을똥 쌀똥

2418. 전쟁 중에 장군이 가장 받고 싶어 하는 복은?

항복

2419. 하늘에는 총이 2개 있고 땅에는 침이 2개 있다 무엇인가?

별총총, 어두침침

2420. 해에게 오빠가 있다 누구인가?

해오라비

2421. 해의 성별은 남자인가 여자인가?

여자(오빠가 있으니까)

2422. 피할 건 피하고 알릴건 알리는 것은?

P R

2423. 인정도 없고, 눈물도 없는 몹쓸 아버지는?

허수아비

2424. 우리나라에서 도를 통한 스님이 가장 많은 절은?

통도사

2425. 일본인이 토끼를 주둥이를 보고하는 말?

코Y네

2426. 개구리가 낙지를 먹어버리면 무엇이 될까?

개구락지

2427. '방자가 향단이를 사랑하는 마음'을 3자로?

방향성

2428. 마리 앙투아네트가 싼 똥은?

루이 비 똥

2429. 호랑이에게 덤벼드는 용감한 개 이름은?

하룻강아지

2430. 슈퍼맨이 팔짱을 끼고 다니는 이유는?

주머니가 없어서

2431. 마징가 Z의 무기는?

낫(낫 하나면 모두 모두 벌벌벌 떠네)

2432. 행진할 때 어떤 발을 먼저 내밀까?

앞발

2433. 말과 소가 햄버거 가게를 차리면?

소말리아

2434. 개들이 밤에 헤어질 때 하는 인사?

잘 자 개꿈꿔

2435. 앞을 못 보는 사람은 시각장애인, 그럼 뒤를 못 보는 사람은 뭐라고 하는가?

변비 환자

2436. 애국가에 나오는 산 3개?

백두산, 남산, 화려강산

2437. 1일 300원씩 곗돈을 부었는데 1년이면 1억이 되는 계는?

황당무계

2438. 개똥도 약에 쓰려면?

식약청의 허가

2439. 두부 장수는 누구를 위하여 종을 울리나?

처와 자식

2440. 옷을 가장 많이 해 입는 나라는?

가봉

2441. 돌보다 더 강한 물질은?

머리카락

2442. 껌의 재료는?

고양이 뇌(검은 고양이 뇌로)

 

2311. What is the most sacred bathroom?

a 'God' toilet

2312. Where does an artist burn to death?

a busy street

2313. What did an American say in hell?

Hello

2314. What does a tiger say in the winter?

a roar

2309. What's the dog's wish to be taken to the Boshintang house?

To be born cannibal in the next world

2310. Who only likes ugly girls?

a plastic surgeon

2311. What is the word that cows are most afraid of?

I'm going to see Sophie

2312. If the pig is turning its head east, which way is the tail?

the lower part

2313. If there are 100 houses in a certain neighborhood and 50 of them move, how many houses will be left?

a hundred houses

2314. Do tadpoles lay eggs in warm places? Should I lay eggs in a cold place?

Tadpoles can't lay eggs

2315. Poop is poo, but what about poo that pops into other places?

Fireworks

2316. "All men are thieves" in 3 letters?

a story of one's experiences

2317. What's the last card for the unemployed?

Lottery

2318. What remains of the Swallows?

a women's telephone book

2,319. Five letters for grandmother?

a gray-haired girl

2320. What is the aid of VAT?

a donation of eleven trillion won

2321. Who can't see the front or the back?

a blind constipation patient

2322. What is the fault of both sides of the accident?

When I got my tongue bitten while kissing

2323. What is the oldest bathroom in Korea?

Telephone pole

2324. What can't you do after you die?

a wake-up call

2325. Which steak do people eat the most?

a mistake

2326. Who finally saw the light of day after long volunteer work?

Sim Volunteer Service

2327. When your bra doesn't fit?

It's heartbreaking
2328. Which month has 28 days out of 12 months?

All

2329. The way a thief walks to steal in four letters?

(Singing "Fall" in Korean traditional music

2330. Who doesn't have a regular customer?

a funeral director

A car and a five-ton truck collided and the truck overturned. What do you call this?

a traffic accident

2332. The cute mouse is Mickey Mouse. What about the quiet mouse?

Shut the mouse

2333. "Where is the bathroom?" In Chinese?

What a bummer

2334. Why is the seawater salty?

The meat was sweating so much

2335. What is the difference between a dolphin and a shark?

There's a dolphin show, but there's no shark show

2336. Why is your hair whiter than your beard?

My hair came out 20 years earlier than my mustache

2337. Who wins the race between hamburgers and kimbap?

Hamburger is fast food

2338. What kind of rice cake is it?

(Sound effects)

2339. What's your least favorite dance?

First of all, stop

2340. Who was the great person who wore toothpicks during the Joseon Dynasty?

General Issushin

2341 What is the pattern that high school students like?

a polka dot pattern

2342. What is the dirtiest and most lame story?

The poo is frozen

2343. What did Han Seokbong's mother say when she turned off the light and turned on the light after she didn't use anything?

It's bitter. Eolling

"Do you know Saudi Arabia, a country in the Middle East?" In 7 letters?

It's Saudi Arabia

2345. What is the laundry owner's favorite car?

Old school car

2346. Who is the worst person in the world?

a man of my own

2347 Which country cries or gets angry easily?

Angola

2348. Who is the happiest people in the world?

Very satisfied

2349 What is the robot's favorite chicken?

Yes, chicken

2350. What business will never fall?

a building dealer

2351 A house where you get paid to cry and pay to come out with a house that you like?

a pawnshop

2352. What is the name of the drink that the busiest people drink?

East and West

2353. Why do Korean archery players win gold medals whenever they go to the Olympics?

an active number

2354 What is the most knowledgeable flower?

D'Aaliyah

2355 What currency was used by the people of B.C.?

BC Card

2356 What is the largest underground organization in Korea?

Seoul Subway Corporation

2357. When sesame seeds meet salt, sesame salt, sesame seeds and sugar?

Realization

2358. No matter how much you change, what color stays the same?

Shadow

2359. Which university has the strongest competition for entrance exams in the world?

Waseda University

2360. What's the fastest way to get ahead?

a rear wheel

2361. What is the scariest war in the world?

I'm scared.

2362 What is the scariest boy in the world?

That's scary

2363. Who is the scariest girl in the world?

It's scary

2364. Who's the scariest lady in the world?

It's scary

2365. Which tree only farts until it dies?

mulberry tree

2366. What's your favorite song by a plastic surgeon?

Life is incomplete

2367 What food do Koreans eat the most in American restaurants?

Me too

2368. Hae has an older brother. Who is it?

Come on, baby

2369. What's the cool soup?

Seolleongtang and loach soup

2370. What's the dirtiest and most filthy dog in the world?

unseemly

2371. It's stolen by a thief. What about the money that the thief himself doesn't know where he hid it?

Where are you?

2372. What is the sound of a weak man tearing apart a farewell letter?

Erection. Erection

2373. Which city is weak?

Sydney

2374. What's your medicine for motion sickness?

Cute rim

2375. What's the birth control pill?

the meteors

2376. What kind of laxative do you put on?

a dummy frame

2377. What kind of athlete's foot medicine do you put on?

Manmeet

2378. How do you distinguish the arms and legs of an octopus?

When you hit an octopus on the head, the first thing that comes up is the arm

2379. Why shouldn't you go into the sea after drinking at night?

sober up

2380. Who farts the best in Korea?

Gas master

2381. How do you watch blackout TV?

Light up the candles

2382. Shorten a pretty girl?

It's

2383. Shortening a cold man?

It's cold

2384. What's the long cold like?

It's cold

2385. What's the long heat?

It's hot

2386. What if you're hungry for a long time?

Of course I'm hungry

2387. Which weapon is weaker than the F15 but boasts the accuracy of shooting down even flying flies?

F Killar

2388. Make a "meow" sound when you play with a cat mask, and a "bark" sound when you play with a dog mask. What's the sound you make when you wear a squid mask?

Please buy it

2389. "Snow and cloud cutting knife" in 3 letters?

Sulundo Island

2390. Who spends the coolest summer?

an unfaithful person

2391. What is the pure Korean word for whaling?

a very small

2392. What's the sound that comes out when you turn on the light bulb?

pansori

2393. Why can't an old maid and an old bachelor get married?

It's Dongsung Dongbon

2394. What is the hen's natural enemy?

Son-in-law

2395. What clothes will be popular this fall?

autumn clothes

2396. Scissors are scissors, but which one can't cut?

Korean Thanksgiving Day in August

2397. Why did two dogs pee on a telephone pole and avoid when the police approached them?

I'm done packing

2398. Ten sparrows were sitting on the electric wire, and when the catcher fired a shot, ten fell. What happened?

The name of the sparrow is 10

2399. What is the tool used to cut down trees with your hands?

fingernail

2400. There's nothing free in the world, but what's in the mouth?

Kiss

2401. What is the bug that's out of mind?

a heavy bug

2402. What snack does a sparrow eat?

a bird's-eye

2403. Who jumps higher than home?

Everyone (because the house can't run

2404. What's your old age?

a grandmother flower

2405. Who makes money every day?

an owner of a public bathhouse

2406. "It was so easy to choose you" in English?

Nigolas is a dog

2407. What about the flying tail?

a nightingale

2408. What is Simmani's favorite water?

the third majority

2409. What is the cardcaptor cardcaptor cherry's favorite food?

Steamed crab ♪ I guess

2410. In 6 letters, a mouse in makeup is watching the rain falling out of the window?

The toilet paper is raining

2411. What if poetry is realistic?

Cereal

2412. What did this wall say to that wall?

I'll meet you in the corner

2413. What is it called when an ugly woman massages a cucumber on her face?

Pumpkin pancake

2414 Who said, "We have no tomorrow"?

one's daily life

2415. Why does a dog pee with one leg up?

Not to fall down

2416. Where should I go to make clean friends?

bathhouse

2417. What is the poop that a person hanging from a cliff tree does?

Falling poop, horse poop, porridge poop

2418. What blessing does the general want to receive most during the war?

surrender

2419. There are two guns in the sky and two saliva on the ground. What is it?

a twinkle in the sky

2420. Hae has an older brother. Who is it?

Come on, baby

Is the gender of the sun male or female?

Because I have an older brother

2422. Avoid avoiding and alerting?

P R

2423. What's the bad father who has no mercy and no tears?

scarecrow

2424. Which temple in Korea has the most monks through Tao?

a general instructor

2425. The Japanese report the rabbit's snout?

It's nose Y

2426. What happens when a frog eats an octopus?

a frog´s nest

2427. "Bangja loves Hyangdan" in 3 letters?

Directionality

2428. What poo did Marie Antoinette take?

Louis Vie's poop

2429. What is the name of the brave dog that attacks the tiger?

a day dog

2430. Why does Superman cross his arms?

I don't have a pocket

2431. What is the weapon of Z

Sickle (one sickle makes everyone shiver)

2432. Which foot should I stick out first when I march?

the forefoot

2433. What if a horse and a cow set up a hamburger store?

Somalia

2434. What do dogs say when they break up at night?

Good night. Sweet dreams

2435. Those who can't see are blind, and those who can't see back, what does it say?

a constipated patient

2436. Three mountains in the national anthem?

Mt. Baekdu, Mt. Namsan, Mt. Gwanggang

2437. You poured 300 won a day. How can you get 100 million won in a year?

the absurd world

2438. How do you use dog poo for medicine?

Food and Drug Administration

2439. For whom does the tofu seller ring the bell?

one's wife and children

2440. Which country wears the most clothes?

Gabon of Korea

2441. What material is stronger than stone?

Hair

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